I'm often found making happy faces by biting holes in cold meat. I dye my hair blonde, so people expect less of me. My favourite color is pink. I went to school for Journalism. I groom dogs. I find humour in everything. I am the mother of a beautiful little girl, whom I'm teaching to take over the world with. I wear my heart on my sleeve, because it looks great with my yoga pants. I love animals and long walks away from people. Please, please, please, please smile. This is exactly 500 characters.