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Go Ahead, Kiss Your Pet: 7 Things Dirtier Than Your Cat's Mouth

Updated on May 19, 2017
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FlourishAnyway is a kick-butt Cat Lady. If she won the lottery, she would spay/neuter both homeless cats and all the cat haters.

Kiss Your Kitty: It's Cleaner Than So Many Things

Kiss your kitty cat!  It involves fewer germs than you're probably already getting in your kitchen, at the mall, or by handling that cell phone you take with you into the bathroom.
Kiss your kitty cat! It involves fewer germs than you're probably already getting in your kitchen, at the mall, or by handling that cell phone you take with you into the bathroom. | Source

Pucker Up, Puddytat (and Pooch, Too)

Aww, come on, Mr. Clean! Everybody needs a little sugar.

When you look at your cat's furry face, do you think "parasite potential?" Or, do you pucker up and lean in for a good smackeroo?

Yep, cats use their tongues as washcloths. I get that. How else do you expect them to clean their poop shoot? And dogs eat only-God-knows. ... Hey, it happens.

But before you second guess your kissing habit, consider that you're probably already doing some pretty gross things in your everyday life. And you haven't died yet, right?

Here are seven things that are nastier than your cat's -- or dog's -- mouth and not nearly as adorable. Go ahead, kiss the kitty! Smooch your pooch! We've got your back.

Adorable Kissing Cat: Not A Gross Thing About This

Cootie Killer: Buy the Big Pack

Lysol Disinfecting Wipes, Lemon & Lime Blossom, 240ct (3x80ct)
Lysol Disinfecting Wipes, Lemon & Lime Blossom, 240ct (3x80ct)

Cat get on the kitchen counter? Wipe those paw prints away with these.

 

#1 - The Kitchen Sponge: Booming With Bacteria

Don't even pretend you're innocent on this one.

The biggest source of germs in the entire house is the kitchen sponge.1 You used it to soak up that raw chicken juice, spot-clean the floor, then wipe up the kitchen table after dinner. (The Health Department will be right over.)

As many as two-thirds of kitchen sponges are contaminated with fecal bacteria, typically through contact with raw meat.2 Although it takes only a few pathogens to make you ill, many sponges contain millions of bacteria and viruses -- including E. coli, Staphylococcus, Salmonella, and Norovirus.

Aww, Come Here ...

A little slurpy but everyone needs sugar ...
A little slurpy but everyone needs sugar ... | Source

These organisms thrive in warm, damp conditions and can multiply rapidly, with one bacteria cell becoming as many as 8 million within a mere 24 hours.3

And beware if you don't routinely toss that nasty sponge into the microwave or dishwasher. The most common cause of foodborne illness -- the Norovirus -- can live on a sponge as long as a week.

Feeling queasy yet? If not, consider this: some scientists have suggested that based on the number of germs present, it's probably safer to lick your toilet seat than your kitchen counters.

Instead of doing either, kiss your pet. There are worse ways to get cooties.

Do You Kiss Your Mama With That Mouth? Heck, YEAH!

My elderly cat Shep has been giving kisses for years.  He even tilts his head to the side.  Aww, quit yer judgment!
My elderly cat Shep has been giving kisses for years. He even tilts his head to the side. Aww, quit yer judgment! | Source

#2 - The Bottom Of Your Purse: Friend To Fecal Bacteria

When is the last time you cleaned your pocketbook? If you're really honest with yourself, you probably cannot recall.

Purses are notorious carrying cases for contamination, with research indicating that as many as one-third having fecal bacteria on the bottom.4 (Excuse me while I throw up in my mouth a little bit. Yuck!) Germs particularly love leather purses because of their porous surfaces.5

Cuddles and Kisses

The notion that a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's is untrue.  But they still want kisses.  Go ahead!  We won't tell.
The notion that a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's is untrue. But they still want kisses. Go ahead! We won't tell. | Source

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Do you kiss your pet? (Be honest. We won't tell.)

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What Are Poop Germs Doing On Purses?

Rather than using the hook on the back of the stall door, ladies often put their purses on the floor of public restrooms. Then, they place those traveling bags of bacteria on desks, kitchen counter tops, and other surfaces, cross-contaminating as they go.

However, even if you never sit your purse on the floor, it's still probably pretty gross. That's because poor hand washing practices mean that we're all walking petri dishes.

One study found that a whopping 95% of people cut corners when hand washing.6 (Men were much worse at hand washing than women.) Examples of "short cuts" include

  • a failure to use soap
  • not washing long enough, and
  • skipping hand washing altogether.

As a consequence of poor hand washing practices, there are often high levels of bacteria on items inside your handbag, as well as purse handles and straps. Hand or face lotions, lipstick, and mascara, for example, frequently come into contact with unclean hands before being returned to the purse. Unclean hands make them breeding grounds for bacteria.

So what's a dirty girl to do?

Your Breath Doesn't Smell Great Either

Cats spend about 15% of their time grooming, which is substantial considering they sleep about 15 hours a day.  Humans carry the least oral flora, followed by dogs, and then cats.
Cats spend about 15% of their time grooming, which is substantial considering they sleep about 15 hours a day. Humans carry the least oral flora, followed by dogs, and then cats. | Source

Amazon Can Help: Keep The Poo Off Your Purse

Silver Swivel Top Purse Hanger (Silver)
Silver Swivel Top Purse Hanger (Silver)

Keep the cooties at bay! This metal purse hook will hold up to 20 pounds. Don't sit your purse on the floor ever again!

 

What You Can Do

You can reduce the spread of germs on handbags using the following tips:

  1. never sit your purse on the floor (seriously -- that's what those hooks are for!)
  2. avoid touching your face unless you have just washed your hands
  3. use antibacterial wipes to regularly sanitize the bottom of your pocketbook, purse handles, and items you carry, and
  4. practice good hand washing!

In the meantime, go ahead and smooch your pooch. Pucker up for your puddytat. If you're going to catch cooties, you may as well enjoy the experience!

That's Just Gross! Dirty Things You Commonly Touch

Germiest Places In Your Kitchen
Germiest Places In Your Hotel Room
Germiest Places In Your Office
Germiest Places In the Mall
Sponges & dishcloths
Bathroom sinks
Break room sink faucet handles
Food court tables
Sink drain area
Bathroom floors
Microwave & refrigerator door handle
Escalator handrails
Faucet handles
Light switches
Keyboards
Toy stores and gadget shops
Cutting boards
Television remote controls
Water fountain buttons
Fitting rooms
Refrigerator handles
Telephone keypads
Vending machine buttons
Makeup samples
Research studies have found that these are some of the nastiest places in your environment. Wouldn't you rather just kiss your pet?

Aww, Come On! Tell Us In the Comments Section Below

What's the grossest thing your dog or cat has eaten?

Do you give him or her kisses?

No cooties here!  Just an affectionate dog.
No cooties here! Just an affectionate dog. | Source

What's Growing In Your Wallet?

Especially for those among us who are non-Australians, paper cash has been found to harbor up to 3,000 different types of bacteria, including those causing

  • gastric ulcers
  • pneumonia
  • food poisoning
  • staph infections
  • acne and
  • antibiotic resistance.8

In addition, the flu virus can live on paper money for 17 days. Think about how many times a banknote could change hands during that time, and it's no wonder we suffer regular flu epidemics!

You Can't Say You've Never Touched Drugs

Sadly, bacteria and viruses aren't all that's hitching a ride on paper money. If you've never thought about where your cash has been before it touched your hands, then consider that 90% of circulating dollar bills in the United States contain traces of cocaine.9Percentages are nearly as high for other countries worldwide.

Unfortunately, sometimes it's not just trace amounts of drugs. Three employees at a Michigan convenience store became sick after they handled money coated with a methamphetamine residue.

Go spend your dirty money on your pet, for health's sake.

Who are you calling "dirty?"
Who are you calling "dirty?" | Source

Pets: All In the Family

  • 70% of people sign their pet's name to greeting cards10
  • 58% of people include their pets in family or holiday portraits
  • 68% of Americans who own pets have given Fido or Fluffy Christmas gifts.11
  • 17% of all pets have a Halloween costume.
  • Up to 62% of cat owners sleep with their cats.12
  • One in five people say they'd prefer to spend time with animals than humans.13

#3 - Money: A Motherlode Of Microbes

Here's a major cootie alert. Dirty money is not simply cash made through illegal and immoral means. It's a motherlode of microbes, and it's what's in your wallet.

Scientists have studied the cleanliness of banknotes from countries across the globe, and they have found that an average of 26,000 bacteria contaminate paper money.7 Average banknote cleanliness is a function of how long the cash has been in circulation, the numbers of folds and creases it has, and the type of material it is made of.

Research discovered that Swiss francs, Danish krones, and Chinese yuans were among the dirtiest money, while the Australian dollar was by far the cleanest banknote. So are those Aussies simply super clean, or what?

Rather than using cotton paper fiber, Australia produces banknotes using polypropylene polymer, the same material that drinking straws are made from. Germs have a harder time sticking to the material.

Yucky Euros, Disgusting Dollars: How Nasty Is Your Cash?

A survey of American cell phone users found that 75% admitted to not being able to put the device down long enough to use the toilet.

You've Got Potty Hands

Just leave the cell phone in your pocket.
Just leave the cell phone in your pocket. | Source

Be Honest, My Filthy Friends

Do you use your phone or ipad in the restroom?

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#4 - Telephones: Teeming With Germs

Nasty news flash: your cell phone is filthy. One in six have fecal bacteria on them.14 Hmmm. Any idea where that would come from, my chatty friend?

Eww ... Just Eww

A survey of American cell phone users found that 75% admitted to not being able to put the device down long enough to use the toilet.15

Yeah, you know who you are ... browsing social networks, texting, and yapping away with friends, business associates, and family while you do your bodily business. (Is anyone truly that busy?)

The study found that while toileting

  • 67% of survey respondents read a text,
  • 63% received calls,
  • 41% initiated phone calls, and
  • 39% surfed the Internet.

Men were more likely to conduct their work while sitting on the throne. Such heinous hygiene habits help explain how approximately 1 in 5 people have dropped their phones in the toilet.

Dirty purrson, you've been caught by the poo patrol. (We already suspected that you protest too much about hygiene!) Set the phone down and give your pet a big kiss.

So what if Fluffy uses her tongue as a washcloth or Fido occasionally eats excrement? Your habits aren't exactly stellar.

Clean Enough To Kiss

If you're like 75% of Americans who take their mobile phone into the bathroom, can you really claim "hygiene" as a legitimate reason for not kissing your pet?  Ewww.
If you're like 75% of Americans who take their mobile phone into the bathroom, can you really claim "hygiene" as a legitimate reason for not kissing your pet? Ewww. | Source

#6 - Escalator Handrails: Do You Really Want To Know?

Your habit of not keeping your hands to yourself could be making you sick. Americans typically touch around 300 surfaces every 30 minutes. Chances are, if you're in public, then one of those surfaces is a handrail. And that handrail is gross! (We already know you don't wash your hands well.)

These paws are kissable.  THey've been washed and washed more than yours!
These paws are kissable. THey've been washed and washed more than yours! | Source

People can transfer germs up to seven times before it leaves their skin. Testing has shown that when you grab a handrail on a public transit system or escalator, for example, you could be exposing yourself to

  • food
  • urine
  • mucus
  • feces, and
  • blood — as well as the bacteria, viruses, yeast, and mold they can transmit.

Is your stomach churning yet? This is just more proof that you aren't as clean as you thought you were. Elevator buttons, ATM machines, and gas pump handles are other filthy surfaces, and you probably touch them all in your daily life.

Oh, Dear God: This Puppy Teaches His Owner A Lesson

#6 - Hotel Rooms: Hazardous To Your Health?

While Fido and Fluffy may fight fleas (hey, do something about that), you may be battling your own pests.

Whether you stay in a swanky, high end hotel or a seedy motel suite, you may be checking out with some extra baggage. And I'm not just talking about those hotel shampoos you hoarded.

One in 10 Americans have encountered a bed bug problem, with the most frequent source of contamination being hotels. Some experts believe that the rise in worldwide travel is contributing to the global epidemic.

Other common sources of bed bug contamination include:

  • college dorms
  • nursing homes
  • office buildings
  • schools and daycare facilities
  • hospitals
  • vehicles (trains, buses, and taxis)
  • movie theatres and
  • used furniture.

Cute Video: A Cat's Guide To Taking Care Of Your Human

Your Pet Isn't the Only One Who Sheds

You can usually tell cat and dog lovers by the extra hair they wear on their clothes. However, they aren't the only ones who shed.

Here are ick-worthy facts about you.

  • Humans lose an average of 50-100 hairs from their head each day. A normal scalp contains about 100,000 hairs.
  • You're probably ingesting human hair. Some food manufacturers use human hair to derive an amino acid called L-cysteine, a softening agent for bread. Ewww.
  • Dust is made up mostly from dead skin cells. Out of the 1.6 trillion skin cells on the human body, you shed about a million each day.
  • You shed about 8 pounds (3.6 kg) of dead skin cells each year.
  • One human probably sheds enough skin to feed a million dust mites. Although invisible to the naked eye, dust mites definitely share your bed and your home.

Be happy that you have a pet who loves you regardless!

Hungry Critters

Bedbugs are flat and rust-colored, about the size of an apple seed. They also don't discriminate in their hunt for a meal; the pests simply like warm bodies.

When these insects come out at night, bedbugs can drink seven times their weight in human blood. They can also survive months without a meal. Summer is their peak season.16

As disgusted as you might be by the thought of sharing your bed with thousands of these insects, the damage they do is simply a nuisance, much like that of a mosquito. Bedbug bites produce itchy red bumps and sometimes no reaction at all.

Bedbugs Aren't All That's In Your Hotel Room

If bedbugs aren't enough to make you second guess your hotel stay, consider this gag-worthy nugget: Researchers who examined hotel room cleanliness found traces of semen and urine in every single room tested. Traces of urine were even found on the nightstand Bible. (Is nothing sacred?)

The bedspread, television remote and the main light switch were particularly contaminated areas, harboring fecal bacteria, streptococcal and staphylococcal infections. These bacteria can produce a variety of illnesses, including

  • blood infections
  • pneumonia
  • meningitis
  • skin infections, and
  • food poisoning.17

With cooties like that, do everyone a favor and just stay home. Cuddle with your furry friends. Dogs and cats aren't nearly as dirty as places you've been.

Mwah! Not A Cootie In Sight

Any cooties this pup has are probably nothing in comparison to what you could catch from other humans.  Go ahead and smooch away!
Any cooties this pup has are probably nothing in comparison to what you could catch from other humans. Go ahead and smooch away! | Source

#7 - Hospitals: A Playground For Pathogens

Cooties can be downright dangerous, and unfortunately some of the meanest cooties hide in hospitals. It's best to stay away, if you can. (Besides, your pets are waiting for you at home.)

Over 2 million Americans get drug-resistant infections annually, and tens of thousands die from them.18 Examples include C. Diff, MRSA, and flesh-eating bacterial disease. The elderly, very young, and immunosuppressed are at special risk for these superbugs.

Hospitals are the most acute source of antibiotic-resistant infections, and a prime source of contagion is medical personnel checking IVs and catheters with dirty hands. Studies have consistently found that doctors and nurses wash their hands only about half of the time.

Observe those who care for you. Do they wash up before touching you? How about after writing in your chart? And what about you? Even though you're a patient, are you washing your hands before eating that hospital meal?

Consider every touch, every incision, and every tube a potential access point for super germs. And don't assume that hospital rooms are thoroughly disinfected between patients. One study found that 75% of hospitals had been cited for sanitary violations.

A Kiss Is Worth A Thousand Purrs

The warmest hearts often have cold noses.  Pucker up, puddytat!
The warmest hearts often have cold noses. Pucker up, puddytat! | Source

Just Kiss the Cat: You Probably Already Have Cooties

Based on the gross things you're already doing in your everyday life, you probably already have the cooties. So go ahead -- cuddle your canine and kiss your cat.

The warmest hearts often have cold noses.

Summary: 7 Things That Are Dirtier Than Your Pet's Mouth

What's Germy
Why It's Nasty
Soiled sponges in the kitchen
Your kitchen sponge is the biggest source of household germs. You probably use it to unknowingly spread pathogens throughout your home -- including fecal matter from raw meat that you prepare on countertops.
Poo-poo purse
Because you sit your purse on the floor and don't wash your hands thoroughly, your pocketbook may be cross-contaminating your world with fecal matter, Miss Thang.
Drug and microbe infested cash
Paper money can transmit 3,000 different types of bacteria, and the flu virus can live on banknotes for 17 days. If you have dollar bills in your wallet, they probably contain trace amounts of cocaine. Don't ever say you've never touched drugs.
iPhone while iPoop
Your cell phone may have fecal bacteria on it. Most Americans admit to not being able to put down the device long enough to "finish their business" in the bathroom.
Escalator handrails: heinous hygiene
When you touch handrails and other common objects in public, you expose yourself to food, urine, mucus, feces, and blood -- as well as the pathogens they transmit.
Hotel rooms
Bedbugs frequent hotel rooms and can drink seven times their weight in human blood. Traces of semen and urine frequently "decorate" hotel rooms -- including the walls, phone, and even the hotel Bible.

Your Pet's Mouth: Cleaner Than The Blarney Stone

Millions of people have kissed the legendary Blarney stone in Ireland which promises the gift of gab.  Can you imagine the germs?
Millions of people have kissed the legendary Blarney stone in Ireland which promises the gift of gab. Can you imagine the germs? | Source

What's In A Name? Locations Associated With Kissing and Germs

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A markerDirty Mountain, Wyoming -
Dirty Mountain, WY, USA
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B markerGerm, France -
Germ, France
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C markerLick, Ohio -
Lick, OH, USA
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D markerLove County, Oklahoma -
Love County, OK, USA
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E markerMicrobe Lake, Canada -
Microbe Lake, Round Valley No. 410, SK S0K, Canada
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F markerMt. Healthy, Ohio -
Mount Healthy, OH, USA
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G markerMt. Pleasant, South Carolina -
Mount Pleasant, SC, USA
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H markerThe Mouth, Pennsylvania -
The Mouth, Pennsylvania, USA
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I markerRepel, France -
Repel, France
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J markerSick, Germany -
Sick, Germany
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Notes

1Mann, D. (2007, October 18). Kitchen Germs: Stopping Germs Where They Breed. Retrieved from http://www.webmd.com/food-recipes/features/germs-in-kitchen.

2 University of Wisconsin Extension Office (2008, February). Consumer Food Handling Practices Indicate Need For Food Safety Education: A Summary Of Research. Retrieved from http://www.uwex.edu/ces/wnep/files/08resfdsaf.pdf.

3Mann, D. (2007, October 18). Kitchen Germs: Stopping Germs Where They Breed. Retrieved from http://www.webmd.com/food-recipes/features/germs-in-kitchen#1.

4Dahl, M. (2013, May 30). Your gross handbag is germier than a toilet. Retrieved from http://www.today.com/health/your-gross-handbag-germier-toilet-1C10120964.

5Castillo, M. (2013, May 20). Handbags may contain more germs than average toilet flush. Retrieved from http://www.cbsnews.com/news/handbags-may-contain-more-germs-than-average-toilet-flush/.

6Jaslow, R. (2013, June 12). 95 percent of people wash their hands improperly: Are you one of them? Retrieved from http://www.cbsnews.com/news/95-percent-of-people-wash-their-hands-improperly-are-you-one-of-them/.

7McCafferty, G. (2013, March 28). Dirty money? Check your wallet. Retrieved from http://edition.cnn.com/2013/03/28/business/dirty-money/.

8Singletary, M. (2014, April 24). Dirty Dollars: That paper money is teeming with germs. Retrieved from http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/dirty-dollars-that-paper-money-is-teeming-with-germs/2014/04/24/ae806962-cad2-11e3-93eb-6c0037dde2ad_story.html.

9Dirty Money - Top 10 Things You Didn't Know About Money. (n.d.). Retrieved May 10, 2014, from http://content.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1914560_1914558_1914544,00.html.

10AAHA (2004, November 29). Pet Owner Survey News Release. Retrieved from https://www.aahanet.org/Media/PressRelease.aspx?key=791b3ae0-3ff9-424e-a60d-db550842a41c.

11Newport, F., Jones, J., Saad, L., & Carroll, J. (2006, December 21). Americans and Their Pets. Retrieved from http://www.gallup.com/poll/25969/americans-their-pets.aspx.

12Gardner, D. (2011, January 25). Don't sleep with your pet, you may catch something (possibly bubonic plague). Retrieved from http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1350168/Dont-sleep-pet-catch-possibly-bubonic-plague.html.

13Dell'Amore, C. (2013, June 19). U.S. Pet Poll. Retrieved from http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/06/130619-pets-poll-animals-united-states-nation-dogs-cats/.

14USA Today (2011, October 14). 1 in 6 phones have E.coli traces. Retrieved from http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/health/story/health/story/2011-10-14/1-in-6-cellphones-have-traces-of-fecal-E-coli/50774456/1.

15Castillo, M. (2012, February 2). Survey: 75 percent of Americans admit to using phone while in bathroom - CBS News. Retrieved from http://www.cbsnews.com/news/survey-75-percent-of-americans-admit-to-using-phone-while-in-bathroom/.

16New Bed Bug Survey Shows Problem is Not Waning. (2013, April 22). Retrieved from http://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20130422005785/en/Bed-Bug-Survey-Shows-Problem-Waning-Bed#.U25YnvldWSo.

17NBC News (2012, June 17). Germiest hot spots in hotels? TV remote, light switch, study finds. Retrieved from http://vitals.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/06/17/12241651-germiest-hot-spots-in-hotels-tv-remote-light-switch-study-finds?lite.

18Castillo, M. (2013, September 16). CDC: Hospitals major source of antibiotic-resistant infections. Retrieved from http://www.cbsnews.com/news/cdc-hospitals-major-source-of-antibiotic-resistant-infections/.

A very kissable face.
A very kissable face. | Source

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      FlourishAnyway 2 weeks ago from USA

      Paula - You sound like a wonderful pet parent accepting and giving such affection. Any decent pet parent can't help but smooch their babies. My darling cat Sheppard (who has passed on now) used to tilt his head for kisses. He was so affectionate. I love how cats' tongues are scratchy as sandpaper when they are little but as they age become smooth. There's nothing like the commitment and love of an old friend. Who wouldn't want kisses from them? Tell Tommy and your doggy to keep the sweet love coming. Nothing dirty about love from a loyal friend. It sure beats the cleanliness of all the other things.

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      Paula-fpherj48 2 weeks ago

      F.A.....I love my fur babies to pieces. I constantly hold them, hug and cuddle & play with them......they sleep with me & snuggle up. I've been known to kiss them once in a while too. Mostly, they will kiss me....my doggy licks my bare feet when we play ball....and when my kitty is bathing herself, she bathes me too.....you know, those "sandpaper" kisses! LOL.....I laugh whenever he does that because kitty tongues feel so weird!

      I'm fairly proactive and consistent with keeping down the possible environmental bacteria & virus (at least at home where I have control) We really do need to be vigilant elsewhere, but no sense being overly concerned. Just use common sense.

      I enjoyed this article very much! Oh and my Tommy says, "Meow!!"......Paula

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      FlourishAnyway 2 weeks ago from USA

      GalaxyRat - Kiss away. We are often dirtier than they are!

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      GalaxyRat 2 weeks ago from The Crazy Rat Lady's House

      Loved this. Gives me more reasons to kiss my rats and dog. :)

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      FlourishAnyway 19 months ago from USA

      Peg - Glad that doggie is still collecting kisses. Thanks for stopping back by! Merry Christmas to you!

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      FlourishAnyway 19 months ago from USA

      Snakesmum - Good to know that snakes get cuddles, too! And I'm glad you don't mix those species!

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      Peg Cole 19 months ago from Dallas, Texas

      Back to congratulate you on the Hub of the Day Award. This one is certainly a winner. Read this one again and yes, I'll still kiss my dogs.

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      Jean DAndrea 19 months ago from Victoria, Australia

      Hi, You asked if I would cuddle with a pet snake! Yes, I would, and do it all the time with my four. Cuddle the cat a lot too, but not at the same time, as they don't mix very well. :-)

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      FlourishAnyway 19 months ago from USA

      Jackie - I am sure she is pristine. And mush more so than so many other things in our lives. Have a wonderful weekend!

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      Jackie Lynnley 19 months ago from The Beautiful South

      I kiss mine on the nose; I don't think she has any lips! lol

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      FlourishAnyway 19 months ago from USA

      Heidi - I'd rather kiss a beloved pet than the bottom of a purse or a dollar bill any day! Nasty! Plus, kissing a cat or dod is way more fun. Have a great weeken!

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      FlourishAnyway 19 months ago from USA

      Snakesmum - Thank you! So would you be daring enough to cuddle with a pet snake? Just wondering.

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      FlourishAnyway 19 months ago from USA

      word55 - I laughed when I read your comment. OMG ... I don't French them. That would make me ... um in need of serious help, I give them what my great grandma used to call "woogers". ... sweet kisses like you'd give a child. Lots of normal people do? Nothing even remotely sexual. My husband is ROFL about this even more than I am. OMG. Thanks for reading! Have a great weekend!

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      FlourishAnyway 19 months ago from USA

      MsDora - Thank you! This was a surprise! I was so happy I kissed my cats in celebration!

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      FlourishAnyway 19 months ago from USA

      Persyycacious - I don't get the whole rating and scoring system, Editor's Choice or any of that. Its kind of like making sausage. I do appreciate your visit though! Have a terrific weekend, and thank you for the kind kudos.

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      FlourishAnyway 19 months ago from USA

      Kristen - Nothing wrong with it and they sure don't tell. We are often far more disgusting and judgmental than our four legged friends. Have an excellent weekend!

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      Heidi Thorne 19 months ago from Chicago Area

      OMG! I remember when you first posted this one... and it's still gross, wait, I mean good. Whatever. :) Thank God our immune systems are evolved enough to handle the petri dish we live in! Congrats on Hub of the Day! Well deserved, as always. Hope you're having a lovely holiday season so far.

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      Jean DAndrea 19 months ago from Victoria, Australia

      Hey, congrats on getting Hub of the Day! :-)

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      Word 19 months ago from Chicago

      Hi Flourish, Great HOTD, very informative and deserves to be read by everyone. I agree with all you've presented here. I've grown out of having pets. I had them in my childhood. I've had a ball with sharing love with dogs and cats. I remember only allowing my dog or cat to either kiss or lick in my ear. I'd hug them like crazy but the kissing? No, just didn't feel that. I had to reserve the french or tongue kissing for my female mates and I'd hope they did the same for me but anyway, to each his own or their. Thank you for such an interesting hub .

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      Dora Isaac Weithers 20 months ago from The Caribbean

      Congratulations on your HOTD Award! Well-deserved.

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      Perspycacious 20 months ago

      19 months to make it to Hub Of The Day? I guess the raters all washed their hands of the matter! But, quality always shines through. Three cheers for a favorite Hubber.

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      Kristen Howe 20 months ago from Northeast Ohio

      Flourish, wow! This is a popular and interesting hub. Yes I do sleep with my cats on my bed. And I do kiss them on the mouth when they're good. Nothing wrong with that, right? Congrats on HOTD! This hub makes you want to think!

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      FlourishAnyway 2 years ago from USA

      Thanks, Shyron! I'm not afraid to say I kiss them. But I can understand your reservations.

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      Shyron E Shenko 2 years ago from Texas

      To kiss a cat or smooch a pooch

      that's just not for me

      I would be thinking

      Every time

      I just kissed a flea

      I did enjoy this, voted up across the board and shared.

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      FlourishAnyway 2 years ago from USA

      Au fait - Thank you for your observations and for the description of how far you go to ensure you don't get infected with all the germs that exist today. Stay clean and have a great weekend! Thanks for reading!

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      C E Clark 2 years ago from North Texas

      I don't even like to touch merchandise in a store because it's been handled by other people who most likely don't wash their hands -- ever. I wrote about the correct way to wash one's hands and the research for it was eye opening. I recently paid attention again, only instead of Walmart's bathroom, I checked the city library and I will say if one person in 10 even thinks about washing their hands (much less acting on that thought) after heading from the stall straight out the door, it's a miracle. The patrons of the library are filthier then Walmart customers!

      Anyway, I never had a sponge in my kitchen like so many people do and now I don't even have a kitchen. Dear God, that means I must now depend entirely on those people who never wash their hands and who also work in restaurants, and yes, they're the same ones.

      There are hooks on the backs of bathroom stall doors to hang one's purse, but I solved that problem years ago when I started driving a city bus 11 hours a day, 5 days a week (no, not any more, but back then, yes). I stopped carrying a purse and I love the freedom so much I've never gotten back in the habit.

      Money is absolutely filthy, and how could it not be considering how many people handle it? I know the banks give it a bath regularly, and there's anti-disease chemicals in it's chemistry, but even so, think about all those people who literally never wash their hands. They're handling your money before it gets to you . . .

      Taught my daughter as a toddler and most of her life to avoid touching anything in public unless she absolutely must for safety. If she can do without the handrails, then do without them. I do the same. Of course now we can carry the anti-viral hand disinfectant with us and use it now and then. Scientists say it's better than soap and water for killing germs.

      I like to wipe my cell phone and my computer keyboard down with 90 proof rubbing alcohol every few days. Not dripping because that will mess with the workings of the devices, but enough to keep the germs from enjoying their party too much.

      People kissing their animals on the mouth in commercials or doing it in front of me for real is disgusting. Yes, I know a dog's mouth has all those enzymes in it that kills almost anything, but it's still gross to me. I have no pets because I'm allergic to all animals, but for those people who have pets and who never wash their hands, I guess a few licks from Poochie might be better than nothing, which seems to be the alternative for that bunch.

      9 out of 10 people who use public bathrooms but don't wash their hands is a pretty big majority. I have to say I think filthy people cost our insurance companies (which in turn raise our insurance rates) more than overweight people are said to do. Can we find a way to tax people for not washing their hands? Why don't we publicly shame them? Place cameras by the entrance door of all public latrines and also by all the sinks in those latrines. If people on the video coming into the bathroom do not also show up on the video washing their hands correctly before leaving, list them with photo on the sides of city buses and name them as germ spreaders.

      Now hand washing is truly a choice and filthy hands spread filth and disease, no question about it. Fat may or may not harm the people around us and may be caused by many different things beyond our control. Not so with dirty hands. There is only one reason for dirty hands.

      I have observed many a young mother walking straight from the bathroom stall out the door without so much as glancing at the sinks, and she has her little one in hand as she walks. What a lovely habit to be teaching her youngster.

      Interesting article and very good points made. Clearly we need not to be kissing our pets on the mouth so much as cleaning ourselves and our filthy habits up.

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      ologsinquito 2 years ago from USA

      Thanks Flourish, it was nothing bad, just general run-of-the-mill business, which seems to afflict everyone nowadays.

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      FlourishAnyway 2 years ago from USA

      Audrey - There's so much grossness out there, it makes me want to stay in and snuggle with my cats. Thanks for reading and stay away from those germs!

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      FlourishAnyway 2 years ago from USA

      ologsinquito - Thank you for returning. The Live Your Best Life cat hub got HOTD on Friday which was a big surprise since it's an older hub. I hope things have become more serene in your life since then. I sure know what you're saying. Sometimes it all seems to happen at once.

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      Audrey Howitt 2 years ago from California

      EEEEW--this is a great hub though--but it makes me want to wear gloves!

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      ologsinquito 2 years ago from USA

      I opened this again because I thought it was just selected as HOTD and I wanted to offer you a belated congratulations. (It was a crazy day, and I didn't get to read it then.) But now I think it was another cat story. Anyway, this is one of my all-time favorites.

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      FlourishAnyway 2 years ago from USA

      Snakesmum - Cats are way cuddlier and cuter than iphones and the answers they give are often more intelligent than Siri. Just sayin'. Thanks for reading and commenting.

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      Jean DAndrea 2 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      I'd rather kiss my cat than take a call on my phone in the bathroom! She loves cuddles anyway.

      Enjoyed reading your hub. :-)

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      FlourishAnyway 2 years ago from USA

      Lefty Jay - Glad you enjoyed it! Cats are worth the risk. Have a great weekend!

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      Chris Powell 2 years ago from Atlanta, GA

      Wow, and I used to kiss my cat all the time, great article!

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      FlourishAnyway 2 years ago from USA

      Patricia - Thank you for reading, commenting, and sharing. I'm guilty of a few of these myself. A few germs never hurt, I guess. My preference though is kissing my cat.

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      Patricia Scott 2 years ago from sunny Florida

      O yes...guilty of many of these but I am MUCH better. I no longer use my kitchen sponge for anything but dishes and give it a clorox bath once a week.

      And the money thing....eeewww...I think of all of the times, yes, I admit it...that I have held a bill between my lips for a second or two....noooo

      Great read and really not to be taken lightly.

      Angels are on the way to you this morning ps

      Voted up+++ shared g+ tweeted

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      FlourishAnyway 2 years ago from USA

      AnnaCia - Keep kissing your sweet kitty. The world can be such a nasty place that you need all the affection you can get. She may build up your immune system, too.

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      AnnaCia 2 years ago

      Well! This is a super good hub. So much information that I don't want to touch anything now. I love the hub and the style. My cat is sweet and I get kisses and love from her.

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      FlourishAnyway 2 years ago from USA

      micko27 - It's a nasty world out there. Stay inside and kiss your cat.

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      Mirjan Stojanovic 2 years ago from Belgrade

      Damn, you will make people wear gloves during the summer and washing hands 75 times a day :)

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      FlourishAnyway 2 years ago from USA

      ologsinquito - I just sent you my profile through Pinterest. Thanks again!

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      ologsinquito 2 years ago from USA

      Flourish, let me try to add you. My notifications are a little wacky. If I don't see your name, or if I'm not able to, I'll just need to know your Pinterest user name.

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      FlourishAnyway 2 years ago from USA

      Rhonda - Amen to that. People have some nasty habits, don't they? Thank you for reading and commenting, and stay clean.

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      Rhonda Lytle 2 years ago from Deep in the heart of Dixie

      I've always kissed the pets and it bothers me not one bit. However, after reading this I think I may literally throw all the money in the washing machine and put a bottle of bleach in my purse to take everywhere I go :).

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      FlourishAnyway 2 years ago from USA

      CassandraCae - They sound truly pampered. I just lost my 17 year old, Sam, yesterday. He would eat dry food but never really ate wet cat food. He did love deli meat, especially Perdue precooked chicken strips. Thank you for reading and commenting and go give them and extra kiss.

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      FlourishAnyway 2 years ago from USA

      ologsinquito - Thank you! Found it!

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      Cassandra Kuthy 2 years ago from Ohio

      I love my cats. We share, I always let my kitties take a nibble of my spoon if it's something they want and I know they can have. They have a few human food each they love and will ask for but when they were babies I let them try anything. They don't get on my counters either :) they behave so well

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      ologsinquito 2 years ago from USA

      This is going on my new Crazy for Cats board. You're welcome to join.

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      FlourishAnyway 2 years ago from USA

      ologsinquito - Thanks for pinning to the "Caturday" board. Meow to you!

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      ologsinquito 2 years ago from USA

      This one is very cute, although I think you and I are of a slightly different mind on pet kisses. Anyway, I was recently invited to pin to a "caturday" group board, which is where this one is going.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Thanks, KoffeeKlatch Gals! Its great to know fellow pet smoochers.

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      Susan Haze 3 years ago from Sunny Florida

      I love it. I voted up, awesome, and funny. I'm still laughing.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      JYOTI - Thank you for the compliment. Pets need love too!

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      Jyoti Kothari 3 years ago from Jaipur

      You have shown other side of the coin. I praise your hard work for this long hub. Rated up and shared in H+

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      rls8994 - I'm sure he appreciated even a side kiss. Enjoy your weekend!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Lady_E - Thanks for stopping by. Hope you have a sweet four-legged friend in your life to share a smooch with.

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      rls8994 3 years ago from Mississippi

      It is amazing what disgusting things we come in contact with everyday as we touch door handles, facets, grocery carts, keys, money and such and not realize what we have really just touched Lol....and yes i use to kiss my dog but kind of did a side kiss, not on the mouth lol....great hub! :)

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      Elena 3 years ago from London, UK

      An interesting read and eye opener. Thanks

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      gmmurgirl - Alright, if that's the way it's gotta be, but at least don't take your phone with you to the potty, okay? Thanks for reading!

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      Geimaria 3 years ago from Pilipinas

      Very informative hub Flourish! Indeed we live in a world full of germs and bacteria in every turn. But still, I could not kiss a cat nor a dog. Just no my thing. But wonderful hub, two thumbs up!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Aww, Leslie, not like EVER? How about if he keeps his tongue to himself, stays away from gross thing for an entire day and doesn't tell a soul? Thanks for reading and commenting anyway!

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      Leslie A. Shields 3 years ago from Georgia

      Thank you for this subtle reminder that we are all going to die! But, no matter what you say, I will never, kiss my dog... do you hear me.... never, never, never...

      Loved the Hub....

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Pamela - Unfortunately sometimes the hooks are gone. I go over-handed or hang the purse around my shoulder or neck -- anything to avoid setting it on that floor! Thanks for reading and commenting. Stay well.

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      Pamela Kinnaird W 3 years ago from Maui and Arizona

      Interesting. A bit hard to read -- so gross -- but very useful. Great research you've done here.

      Unfortunately, there quite often are not hooks in bathroom stalls, for instance, at theaters and some restaurants. So many ways to get sick and yet most of us grow healthier from a little germ warfare in our midst. The Calgary Herald did a great three-piece article in 2013 on the rise in superbugs due to the fact people are using anti-bacterial concoctions and avoiding germs in as many ways possible. It's hard to know where is the safe path on all this. My game plan is to just stick to common sense and wash with plenty of soap after outings to the mall or restaurant or grocery shopping. (Shopping cart top bars are very dirty, too.)

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      DreamerMeg - At least you love your kitty and give her warm affection. I'm sure she overlooks the rest. Thanks for reading and commenting, and have a great day!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Audrey - Thank you! I cringe at the thought of germs but am the first to pucker up for a smooch from the kitties. They only spread joy to me. Thanks for reading and sharing!

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      DreamerMeg 3 years ago from Northern Ireland

      Interesting hub. We live with bacteria all our lives, in fact, without them we might be seriously ill! No, I don't kiss my cat but that's because long experience has taught me that I HAVE to wash my hands after touching her, otherwise I will get red eye (conjunctivitis).

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      Audrey Hunt 3 years ago from Nashville Tn.

      Love your style! This is such a great hub in every way. I am phobic about germs, but will kiss my cat any day (when she allows it.)

      Voted across and happy to share. Thanks!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      ChristinS - Oh, you just verified what we all suspected! Nasty, nasty places. I am also suspect of the food that people bring in to work, church, etc. that is made in their kitchens. Kitchen habits vary significantly (licking of the spoons, washing of the hands, etc.) It's a gross world. Kissing your pet is nothing, right on the muzzle.

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      Christin Sander 3 years ago from Midwest

      Voted up across and pinned - very informative and funny hub. I can attest to the whole hotel thing. Having worked in them from the roadside inn to the swankiest of downtown 200+ per night suites, they are all disgusting. ALL of them. When I stay in hotels, I check for bed bugs, bring my own linens and clean everything myself before I use it. Housekeepers are not paid enough and have too much work piled on them in any given day to care that much. As for the rest of it :) Good thing we humans are made with fantastic immune systems lol.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Chelsey - Don't tell anyone, but you are not alone.

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      Chelsey 3 years ago from Ottawa, Ontario

      This is awesome and cute! My friends find it weird that I kiss cats on the mouth! I don't with dogs, but I do with cats. Not sure why. Now I have an article to show people next time!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Hmm! - Thanks for reading. You are fortunate to have an extra strong immune system (and stomach).

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      Hmm! 3 years ago

      I do all of the things you say not to do and I never get sick...like I get a cold maybe once every two years. Fancy that.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Monis Mas - They deserve affection, too. There are worse things than germs -- being unloved.

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      Aga 3 years ago

      I kiss my dog and my cat all the time :-) It never grosses me out!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Hady - Every time I think about it, me too, except for kissing the cat. That seems the safest thing to do because they're the most predictable and cuddliest.

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      Hady Chahine 3 years ago from Manhattan Beach

      Hilarious! It took only a few seconds to become totally disgusted by everything I did today...all the public places I visited. Having read your hub, however, it left me pondering how difficult life must be for people afflicted with mysophobia.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      angryelf - It would probably closely mirror the swabbing of my cat's whiskers. Just sayin.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      PegCole17 - Oh that is priceless.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Peggy W - I'm with you. Pets are the least of our worries. People are the ones we have to wonder about.

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      angryelf 3 years ago from Tennessee

      I promise you- if you did a swab of your phone and placed it in agar and incubated it, you'd be either grossed out OR fascinated by the hundreds of colonies that will pop up; all different species of bacteria and fungi.

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      Peg Cole 3 years ago from Dallas, Texas

      How about the magazines in the Doctor's office? Germy...eeww. I was in line at the pharmacy when someone who was sick sneezed into a magazine then put it back on the rack.

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      Peggy Woods 3 years ago from Houston, Texas

      We certainly do live in a germ laden world! We run our kitchen sponge through our dishwasher every time we operate it and change it out with another one each time. Reading this makes me want to get those Lysol wipes and get busy wiping down some surfaces in our home! Being a former OR nurse, I am a big believer in hand washing! I'll continue to kiss our pets. They are the least of our worries. Ha! Sharing this and will also pin to my Do You Know This? board.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Peg - Oh, that is a gross thought. I've always thought about the ATM keypad and Redbox movies. All those hands touching those things.

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      Peg Cole 3 years ago from Dallas, Texas

      I had to laugh out loud at some of these funny things, Flourish, and cringe at others. Although I happily kiss my dogs (and I do know where their noses have been) I don't think I'll ever want to kiss the Blarney Stone. Yuck! BTW, keep in mind that we put our purses in the shopping cart where little diapered bottoms have been. Ewww.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      OldRoses - I am now convinced that the whole world is swimming in germs. Yuck yuck.

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      Caren White 3 years ago from Franklin Park, NJ

      I thought that I was pretty germ-savvy but I didn't know about the bottoms of purses. I try to never put my purse on the floor of a public restroom, but who thinks about other surfaces such as desks or the counter at the store! After reading this hub, I will never ever put my purse on my kitchen counter again! Thanks for a great hub. Voted enthusiastically up!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Dolores - Chicken kissing. That's cute! I hadn't heard of catching salmonella that way. :-0

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      Dolores Monet 3 years ago from East Coast, United States

      This was so interesting and disgusting! I have been soaking my kitchen sponge in boiling water each evening because I usually use my kitchen sponge until it looks pretty bad. And I used to go on bleach cleaning binges but not so much anymore.

      I may kiss my cat but I just read about an outbreak of salmonella that was associated with chicken kissing! Keeping chickens is now so popular and with people just keeping a few of them, they become attached. They love their chickens and kiss them!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Tori - It's much safer (and enjoyable) to just kiss the cat. Thanks for stopping by.

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      Tori Canonge 3 years ago from California

      Oh my goodness... So much bacteria floating around! I can only imagine how disgusting a kitchen sponge would look under a microscope. It gives me to shivers just thinking about all the bacteria that constantly surrounds me!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      wheelinallover - Now you have me rethinking those soda cans. You are absolutely right about all the yucky things around us. Thanks for stopping by, and have a great weekend!

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      Dennis Thorgesen 3 years ago from Central United States

      It is amazing how many parts of our life we believe are clean that in reality are not. I spent years part time working building clean rooms and computer rooms. In the early days computer rooms were considered clean rooms. They sure weren't clean as they were being built. I can't tell you how many times I saw blood, people returning to work with out washing their hands after eating and using the boys room.

      We all lived through all of these and handling money to buy food off catering trucks then never washing out hands between handling money and eating what we bought with it. No one thought to wash the top of soda cans which can actually kill if they have been stored in rat infested storage.

      It is a wonder these rooms became sterile working environments.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      StellaSee - It makes you want to shout and run, huh? Doesn't the person on the other end hear running water (or worse)? Thanks for stopping by!

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      StellaSee 3 years ago from California

      Hi FlourishAnyway, interesting fact about which currencies are the dirtiest, and I never understood why people can't put their phones down in the restroom. Thanks for the laughs and information :)

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Lucky Cats - Glad you enjoyed this, and thanks for the kudos. Mine are great friends and smoochers. They don't even care if I have morning breath. Have a great day!

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      Kathy 3 years ago from The beautiful Napa Valley, California

      FANTASTIC! Love it and YES!! I kiss my cats all the time...sleep with them and cuddle, too. There's nothing better. What a great article and such fine writing!!!! Thank you!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Vicki - Pets are so much cuddlier than most people and their intention more genuine, it's so hard not to prefer them. Thank you for reading and commenting!

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      Victoria Lynn 3 years ago from Arkansas, USA

      I love the way you wrote this--chock full of information and funny, too. All those things you mention are so much more gross than kissing a pet! One thing I found surprising--only 1 out of 5 people prefer animals to people? I thought it would be much higher than that! Great hub! :-)

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      crazybeanrider - That's cute. The cat's nose is one of my favorite parts, but they're all darn near terrific.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      MJ - So glad you enjoyed it. Keep kissing and cuddling those cats, dogs, and horses. Have a terrific day!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      MetalHusky - That's a mighty strong reaction you have going on there. Hmmm. Oh well.

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      Hannah Montana 3 years ago from United Kingdom

      This Is Stupid. YOUR TELLING LIES!!!

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      Boo McCourt 3 years ago from Washington MI

      My kitties get little nose kisses. I have to say this is an incredibly creative hub, I enjoyed reading it, and learned even more about the things I don't want to touch.

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      Marcy J. Miller 3 years ago from Arizona

      Oh, FlourishAnyway, I love the way you wrote this! All the subtle touches (iPhone to iPoop) and your inimitable style -- beautiful. Yes, I DO kiss my dogs, cats, and horses on their soft, furry little faces! And getting a sloppy dog kiss or that bump of a kitty nose just makes my day. I have been surrounded by animals from birth and have never gotten a dread disease from them -- probably because I know how to wash my hands -- but I've lost count of the colds, flu, food borne illnesses and other nasties from my human counterparts. I'm sure glad I don't carry a purse, though!

      Thoroughly awesome article. Well done!

      Best -- Mj

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      WriterJanis - I agree! Thanks for reading.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Mary615 - Many thanks on the kind compliments and sharing. It's true we cannot live in a protective bubble. If we're gonna get cooties, we might as well share them with a furry friend who loves us.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Stephanie - Thank you for the compliment. My cats get lots of deserving smooches whether they need them or not, and I'm glad yours does too! They are such awesome creatures. Thanks for voting, commenting, and sharing!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Kristen - Apparently drug dealers sully cash with their dirty drug hands, then ATMs and other cash-counting machines spread traces to nearly all the other cash in the system. Really makes you think! Thank you for reading and commenting.

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      Janis 3 years ago from California

      I knew that germs were out there, but I never realized how many there were. Time to get more hand sanitizer.

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      Kristen Haynie 3 years ago from Modesto, CA

      Wow this is a great hub! I'm blown away by the money bit. I can't believe the high percentage of money that carries traces of drugs on it. It makes sense, since cash is so commonly used to purchase drugs, but yikes! It freaks me out to think about what is on the money that I handle every day!

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      Mary Hyatt 3 years ago from Florida

      You sure did a lot of research for this Hub, and you did a fabulous job on writing it! We can't live in a protective bubble, but it's good to be reminded of these potential dangers.

      Such a great Hub; I voted it UP, etc.etc. and shared.

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      Stephanie Henkel 3 years ago from USA

      I've never been a germophobe, but this article could do it! I love your writing and the way you presented the dirty facts with lightness and humor. My cat is going to get more kisses, and my kitchen sponge more time in the microwave from now on! Voted up and shared!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Jeannie - I look at purses with disdain and disgust now too. They are personal bags of filth. Every time I see one sitting on the floor I want to kick it or throw it away, but that would involve touching. Plus, someone may beat me up. But that's what I want to do. Yuck. Thanks for reading and commenting.

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      Jeannie InABottle 3 years ago from Baltimore, MD

      Uggg... I think I almost threw up when I read the part about purses. Maybe I am better off not knowing the truth! But thanks for sharing. I guess the whole world is just full of germs!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Jessyk - Aww but that was so long ago! Thanks for reading!

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      Jessy Katz 3 years ago from Boston

      haha funny hub idea, but i liked it! i would never consider kissing my pet only because i once saw hoe it eats a mouse

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Better Yourself - You definitely have to pick your poison. I pick pet kisses, definitely! Glad you do, too!

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      Better Yourself 3 years ago from North Carolina

      Love this, well done! I have four dogs and enjoy every lick and smooch from them as its how they show affection! And am seriously more grossed out by all the other facts on germs and bacteria!

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      Writer Fox - Thanks for reading and pinning. It does make you think. I never do makeup samples and watching people sample food at craft fairs makes me want to gag. Nasty!

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      Writer Fox 3 years ago from the wadi near the little river

      This is enough to make you want to wear rubber gloves all day! I saw a TV show once about all kinds of nasty germs thriving in women's makeup. Really grossed me out! Loved the great picture of your cat and pinned it.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Lisa - Stay clean and healthy -- especially since your husband has the flu. I hope he feels better and you don't catch it.

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      Lisa VanVorst 3 years ago from New Jersey

      Wow this article really makes you thing and make me feel kind of yucky. I am guilty of the purse on the floor when I use a public restroom. I will think twice and put it on the handle. However I am good about cleaning things off with alcohol wipe. Just before reading this article I cleaned all my remote and the keyboard I am typing on now with alcohol wipes. Mostly because my husband has the flu and I don't want to catch it. Thanks for the information.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      vespawoolf - Yes, I've sanitized about everything I own just for good measure then spent the better part of the afternoon kissing a relative's new kitten. Thanks so much for reading!

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      vespawoolf 3 years ago from Peru, South America

      I feel a little queasy after reading about all this filth! The purse bottoms is the part the surprised me most. I do have to be more careful where I set. my purse. Thanks for the food for thought, presented in a humorous way.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Cyndi10 - You are a commendable clean freak! We salute you (except for not kissing your dog, of course). What's a little slobber between friends? Thanks for reading and commenting!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      MartieCoetser - The funny thing is in the morning, the worse one's morning breath, the more interested they are in sniffing the mouth. Makes you wonder. Thanks for reading and commenting, Martie!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Frank - Given all the other things we do, really what is the harm? Thanks for voting, commenting, sharing. Have a great weekend.

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      Cynthia B Turner 3 years ago from Georgia

      This was so well done! A cute way to get our attention. I love my dog, but I still don't kiss him. As for the other things, I am too aware of all the places germs can hide. I carry antibacterial hand sanitizers, use the ones they have in the banks now and try not to handle money too often. I carry sanitizing wipes when I go to hotels and clean all those grimy little surfaces, along with immediately stripping off the spread. The kitchen sponges are soaked in bleach and thrown out often. Cell phone and keyboard are probably cleaned too often. And I try not to press buttons on the elevator with my fingers (I get inventive) and barely touch the escalators. The purse is the one place that I fall down. What can I say? I'm not a fan of germs. Voted up!

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      Martie Coetser 3 years ago from South Africa

      Just thinking about all the germs sitting and flying around, will give me psychoses of all sorts. I once had a cat who loves to smell the tip of my nose - most probably my breath - though I never thought of kissing him. Of course, hugging and stroking him came naturally.

      Interesting and informative hub! Thanks FlourishAnyway :)

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      Frank Atanacio 3 years ago from Shelton

      this is great hell I kiss my pet.. LOL loved the hub ..: up and shared

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      Audrey Howitt 3 years ago from California

      Aww just loved this!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Nikolic - Toothbrushes can be especially gross, especially if they are kept on the bathroom sink. I'm glad you kiss your dog!

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      Nikolic Predrag 3 years ago from Serbia, Belgrade

      Awesome, great, funny, interesting, detailed and very informative hub Flourish. All at once. I love my dogs and I have no problem to kiss them. Toothbrushes can be breeding grounds for germs, fungus and bacteria, which after a while can build up to significant levels, usually after three months. Thank you for sharing this with us. Voted up as awesome. Wish you all the best.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Silver - In your case you certainly know her better than I. ;-0 Maybe it's better that you keep your mouth to yourself.

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      Silver Fish 3 years ago from Edinburgh Scotland

      mmmm, bot sure. My cat is a keen mouser, and although I worm her very regularly sometimes the things I see crawling about under her tail make me feel quite ill.

      I wouldn't kiss her.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      RTalloni - Well thank you. I think I have managed to completely gross people out, but maybe we'll have a few more folks washing their hands a little better and keeping their purses off the floor (but still kissing the cat). I didn't even touch on public swimming pools. YUCK. Have a great evening.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      truthfornow - Yes, isn't that awful that we are all drug-laced? I was always proud to have never touched the stuff. I'm glad you kiss your cat. My cats are clean, too. Some even brush their teeth, for real.

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      RTalloni 3 years ago from the short journey

      Well, that's an evergreen hub if I ever read one…and important too. In this day of super bugs, we had better start paying more attention to the issues you bring up here.

      Bags on bathroom floors are so sickening, but I've even seen babies/toddlers sitting on the floor beside them!

      A few friends have accused me of being a germaphobe so I'll be sharing this post with them--thanks… :)

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Rebecca - I've bleached half of my house in the last few days and I'm working on the other half (I wonder why). Stay clean! Thanks for reading.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Linda - Glad you enjoyed this! Thanks for reading and sharing.

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      truthfornow 3 years ago from New Orleans, LA

      Haha. Pretty gross read. I always kiss my cat. She is first in line for all my kisses. She spends almost all her waking hours grooming herself - I call her the lick monster. And, so I figure she is pretty darn clean. I had read about the dirty money and cocaine and other drugs being all over your cash money. So, we are all walking around with drugs.

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      Rebecca Mealey 3 years ago from Northeastern Georgia, USA

      This is a very thought provoking, awesome, awesome Hub. I love it!

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      Linda Crampton 3 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

      Very entertaining and very informative, Flourish! Thanks for a great hub, which I'll share.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      ologsinquito - Thanks for pinning. I hope it'll help pet lovers and germaphobes alike. Have a terrific day.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Randi - Thanks for your awesome comment. Have a terrific day!

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      ologsinquito 3 years ago from USA

      This is so cute. I meant to put this on my Dogs and Puppies board, but was a little short on time.

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      Randi Benlulu 3 years ago from Mesa, AZ

      Wow! What a great comprehensive hub! I loved it! I never miss a chance to kiss my fur babies and have never considered them a threat to our health. But the other 7 things are scary. My daughter was just telling me about the bottom of the outset the other day. She's been wiping hers down daily! Thank you for this fabulous hub! Up+++

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      tirelesstraveler - You have strong will power for not licking your fingers and are a healthier person for it. Let the dogs kiss away!

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      Judy Specht 3 years ago from California

      Periodicaly counting cash is part of my job. Yesterday the money kept sticking. It took everything in me not to lick my finger. Lol. I'm on the floor and both dogs have given my kisses :)

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Susan - It does make me want to shout "put the freaking phone down" next time I hear someone talking on theirs in a public restroom, but then there would be the problem of how quickly I could wash my own hands and run. Thanks for reading, commenting, and sharing.

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      Susan W 3 years ago from The British Isles, Europe

      This was very useful, I never knew some of the facts. I was shocked by the stats, it is all thanks to the amount of research you presented here which was incredible.

      I can't believe that people (so many, too) carry their phones into the bathroom! That is disgusting, imagine all the germs that they pick up. A single toilet flush can spread germs onto 60% of the bathroom so a phone would definitely catch something worth noting. The money containing traces of drugs shocked me too.

      Kissing a pet doesn't seem so bad after reading this. Where's the harm?

      Wow, thanks for the eye-opener and well done again for a fantastic hub! Voted useful and shared.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Nell - I think the Australians have us all beat. I knew they were special. I'm glad you kiss your pets (and own up to it). I was at the vet's office this morning and you should have seen the vet tech kissing one of the patients. Everyone was enjoying it, even the spectators.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Heidi - I love your honesty! Once you know just how much poop and other germs are our the everyday environment, what difference does a dog kiss make?

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      Heidi Thorne 3 years ago from Chicago Area

      Ugh! I've heard of these bacteria traps for sure. Since it's difficult to avoid them altogether, I try to build up my immune system as much as I can. And with two absolutely-a-mess large dogs, I'm sure that I'm well "vaccinated" through exposure for all kinds of yuck.

      My husband has worked in a hospital for years. Another reason I'm on a build-my-immunity kick. I hope I'm never sick enough to need an extended stay. I've had friends whose sick parents have contracted who knows what while hospitalized.

      So do I worry about kissing and lovin' on my dogs? Um, no... even though the one is attracted to the other one's poop.

      BTW, love Shep's pic. Voted up, awesome, funny (though not really) and interesting!

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      Nell Rose 3 years ago from England

      lol! love it! and I am never going out again, all those germs yuck! thank goodness on your map England is safe from the bugs! LOL! I don't have cooties but I kiss my cat and dog! Great hub flourish, voted up and away!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Larry - I agree that timing is everything.

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      CyberShelley - I'm sure your pets will take stroking and hugging! Thanks for reading and commenting.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      MercCipher - Yes, so many things!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Vvitta - I agree. I hope that will encourage people just to give in and kiss their cats and dogs, as everyone needs affection. I'd rather have a little dirt than be too clean and lonely.

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      Larry Rankin 3 years ago from Oklahoma

      I thoroughly enjoyed the article. Good research and good topic. There actually has been quite a lot of study done on the dog's mouth. It is true that they are much cleaner than human mouths.

      Personally, the only time I don't kiss my dog is right after I know she's been exploring some pretty nasty stuff:)

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      Shelley Watson 3 years ago

      Fabulous, interesting and informative hub. Not so sure I wanted to know quite where all those germs hand out LOL. Must admit I am careful and aware - rather a stroker and a hugger as far as my pets are concerned though. Voted up, interesting, funny and useful.

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      Liz Elias 3 years ago from Oakley, CA

      LOL--I have my areas where things are not so pristine--like procrastinating about the dishes and vacuuming... ;-) But, I go by a saying I saw once on a placard: "My home is clean enough to be healthy, and dirty enough to be happy." ;-)

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      MercCipher 3 years ago

      Hmm interesting article. I agree that there are things dirtier than a cat's mouth (like how they say a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's).

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      Kalai 3 years ago from Petaling Jaya, Malaysia

      Great post but sometime it is jut impossible o avoid the germs that seem to be every where. I find that it is way better to be healthy and fight these germs head on. Where little kids are concerned, a little dirt usually does no harm. In fact makes them more able to endure normality. Being obsessively concerned tend to make kids frail and prone to sickness too. Balance is everything.

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      Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

      Oh, LOL, me too, on the purses for sure! I did know of the purse issue, but only after I saw this neat item in a catalog somewhere that balances your purse from a table top. It has a beautiful design but it is much like a hook at the top to hold your purse and the bottom part is circular and weighted down. I did not purchase it, but I am ever so mindful to never place my purse on the floor!

      Have a great night!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Jackie - You're one tough pet mom!

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      Jackie Lynnley 3 years ago from The Beautiful South

      Oh I am so aware of germs already! I must say though as much and I love my babies; cats, dogs, whatever...I have this rule that if it licks its butt, it gets no kiss from me!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      travmaj - No one yet admits to kissing money. And I cannot imagine your cows don't kiss you. Thanks for reading and commenting.

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      travmaj 3 years ago from australia

      Ok, my dog is first in line, great kisser, but have drawn a blank at the cows. Hey, they just don't appreciate my affection.

      I'm thinking if I avoid all germs areas and become perfectly squeaky clean then I won't have any resistance to any nasties out there. This theory lets me off the full cleaning procedure. And I can boast about our very clean money although, I never have any long enough to kiss.

      Seriously, great hub packed with important, relevant information and humour.Up and voting - thank you.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Liz - You sure are clean! Not a bad thing to be.

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      Liz Elias 3 years ago from Oakley, CA

      Well done. I already knew or suspected a lot of these, and have seen TV segments about the hotel rooms. Mike Rowe, of the show "Dirty Jobs" even said the first thing he does in a hotel is bundle the phone up in the bedspread and toss them into a corner, as those things are never cleaned...this from a guy who got involved in some of the nastiest jobs on the planet!

      But, I think on average, I'm pretty safe:

      I try to avoid escalator handrails, and I suspect that elevator buttons have the same issues. Also, grocery carts...Now, many stores are putting out sanitizing wipes for people to wipe down the cart handles. Be sure to wipe down that toddler seat as well, if you put food in there...like easily squashed things such as eggs,bread or chips! Who knows what snot-nosed kid sat in there last and had an accident, or a diaper overflow? Ewwww!!

      As for the kitchen sponge--I'm semi-exempt: as a vegetarian, I'm not wiping up meat juices, (I also toss it in the dishwasher about once a week), and it would never even occur to me to use the dish sponge to wipe a floor spill! That's what paper towels are for.

      Score again on the purse: I hate purses, and don't carry one. I use a belt pouch, so it never leaves my waist for either a hook or the floor. Neither do I wear make-up, so none of those items are present for me to contaminate in any way.

      And--I don't own a 'smart phone:' I simply don't think anything is that damned important that you have to be glued to the thing 24/7. I have a pay-as-you-go phone for emergencies, and it stays inside my pocket 99% of the time.

      That girl in the video was either passed out hard, or dead! I had a dog who did that to me once, when I was in high school, and had fallen asleep on the couch! All it took was ONE swipe of his tongue, and I was instantly awake and heading to rinse my mouth! Like Lucy in the "Peanuts" cartoon! LOL

      Voted up, interesting and useful.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Bill - The dog licking that drunk woman's mouth was classic. I like that her boyfriend provided a moral to the video. You are absolutely right about pets loving you back unconditionally. One may love money or their iphone, but these items are pretty unaffectionate. Thanks for voting, commenting, and sharing.

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      Bill De Giulio 3 years ago from Massachusetts

      Very funny Flourish. I loved the video of the dog licking the women's mouth. Can't believe she didn't wake up :) We have a small shih tzu and she sleeps with us and we kiss her all the time. There are some pretty disgusting places and things that we come across in our daily travels but only one of them loves us back unconditionally.

      Great job, voted up and shared.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Liz - You have such clean habits that I bet your dogs are not grossed out by you. (Not everyone can say that!) Thanks for reading and commenting. Nothing wrong with dog kisses.

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      Elizabeth Parker 3 years ago from Las Vegas, NV

      Very entertaining, but...eye-opening hub! I carry antibacterial gel with me everywhere. It's in my car and I use it All of the time. Then, once I get to a place that has soap and water, I'm washing! I'm more or less a germ-o-phob, but... I am not grossed out by my dogs at all! :)

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Sha - How right you are! We are such icky creatures that I am surprised the furry little divas tolerate us at all.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Ann1Az2 - Cat hair is nothing compared to what we shed and touch every day. We are major dust mite bait. Cats are so fastidious when it comes to their cleaning, so smooch away! There are worse ways to catch cooties.

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      Shauna L Bowling 3 years ago from Central Florida

      Flourish, this was hilarious and really hit home with me (which is where I'll stay for the remainder of my days!). Seriously, now I know why germaphobes exist in the world!

      My cats have a habit of head-butt kissing me. They'll butt my face with their heads. That's my cue to kiss them, which I do often. Every now and then they think I need a bath and will go to town licking my arms or even my hair! Cats are a trip. We kiss all the time and the only time I've ever gotten sick from kissing was by kissing a human. Hmmmm. Guess that just proves your point, huh?

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      Ann1Az2 3 years ago from Orange, Texas

      Flourish - what an imaginative subject to have such relevant facts! Sounds like you did a lot of research. I also enjoyed your humor. I always knew it was okay to kiss my animals, but now I know it is definitely okay!

      My husband sometimes complains about all the cat hair, although I've gotten better over the years about picking it up. You know how it gathers in corners and underneath stuff. Then I read somewhere that humans shed dead skin everywhere - you just can't see it. When I mentioned this to him, I think I noticed a marked decline in his complaining, but it could be my imagination.

      Well done and voted up!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Carolyn - I suggest that we all go get new purses just in case.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Bill - We can't live life in a bubble, so keep kissing your pets! The information about paper money should be enough to make us all start using bitcoins.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Nadine - Bleach is better than cooties! I'm sure Sophie is as clean as cats come. Have a great week, and thanks for reading and commenting.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      MsDora - I'm glad you enjoyed it! At least pets are relatively self-cleaning. Kids can be pretty gross critters but we kiss them anyway. The world is such a filthy place.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      ologsinquito - I'm sure he forgives any perceived slight. Thanks for voting, commenting, and sharing!

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      ologsinquito 3 years ago from USA

      On the one hand, I know all of the places you described have many more germs than my dog's mouth. But I don't kiss him and I quickly wash it off when he licks my leg. Voted up and shared.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Dreamhowl - Why yes! Pet rats deserve kisses too. He's even a fancy rat; I'm sure he keeps himself clean and gives fancy kisses.

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      Jessica Marello 3 years ago from United States

      I'm not sure I wanted to know all of these, and am probably going to wipe down my purse with several antibacterial wipes (even though I do hang it on the door). But I do kiss my pets (currently, one fancy rat) and have never felt weird about it. They deserve kisses! Voted up and shared.

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      Carolyn Emerick 3 years ago

      Flourish, interesting hub, as always. But now you've just gone and made me paranoid about germs! ;-)

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      Bill Holland 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Way too funny! Way too true! Loved the title and the rest of the article was very good. I've always kissed my pet, so I think I'll just keep on doing it. On the other hand, I have never kissed my money. :)

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      Nadine May 3 years ago from Cape Town, Western Cape, South Africa

      What an great hub. Your topic made my day. Sophie our cat will keep getting headbutts and cuddles. I keep soaking my kitchen cloth in bleach which annoys my hubby, but now I show him your hub. Well done! Very original!

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      Dora Isaac Weithers 3 years ago from The Caribbean

      Excellent article, though the topic is gross. You really showed us the reality that we need to be aware of. Thank you for telling it like it is on all these germs we live with. Great attention getter in your title. Voted Up!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Jo - Thank you for the kind kudos. I hope you didn't touch any public handrails on your way home. Yuck. The list gave me a case of the creepy crawlies, too. I may have just developed OCD (but not enough to stop kissing my cat).

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      DDE - A little kiss from a four legged friend is certainly worth any risk, considering all we expose ourselves to daily. Thanks for reading, voting, and commenting!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Faith - Isn't that the grossest thing? I've heard people on business phone calls while they were in a stall. Running water should've given it away. And ugh the cell phone is held so close to the mouth. Oh, the imagery! After researching this hub, I feel a need to get brand new purses just to be safe and carry Wet Wipes and a bottle of bleach everywhere I go.

      I hope your Mother's Day weekend was a good one as well!

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 3 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Okey dokey...so now I'm sitting on the train, on my way home from work ...at the hospital, I might add....reading this master-piece and feeling decidedly queasy as I discretely try to stop myself from scratching my imaginary itchy bits in public. Thanks Flourish, I owe you one. ..:)

      Only you could be so very funny and seriously informative all at once. Brilliant as always, nicely done.

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      Devika Primić 3 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      Incredible! I don't have any pets at the moment though when I did I always kissed my dogs on their head. No slobber kisses.

      You have given me so much more to think about here. Voted up, useful, and interesting.

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      Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

      Awesome hub once again dear Flourish! I just had to go and kiss my cat after reading this one : ) Wow, when I first read your title the first thing to come to mind was a cell phone, but not for the bathroom reason ...yuk is right. Now that I think about it, I have heard women talking on their cell in the restroom ... You have given us all much to think about here. Great videos, photos and eye-opening facts for sure.

      Up and more and away

      Blessings and I hope your Mother's Day was wonderful!

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