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Funny Sitcom Dog Names for Your New Puppy

Updated on April 23, 2017
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Dr Mark is a veterinarian in Brazil. He has been working with dogs for more than 40 years.

Naming your new puppy can be fun. Find a few names you like and see how your dog responds to them. No name should be given to your dog just to make fun of him. None of the dog names on this list are offensive, like “Puddles” or “Tinkles." The following are lists of funny names derived from sitcoms and other random funny names not related to T.V.

Sitcom Dog Names

Lots of funny names come from sitcoms. I am sure that there are other favorites that I did not include here, but this list will give you a few of my favorites:

  • Barney (from Barney Fife of the Andy Griffith Show. Everyone knows this name, even long after the show has left TV)
  • Bunker (Archie, from All in the Family)
  • Chandler (does this Friends character even need a description?)
  • Cosmo (Kramer from Seinfeld—your dog may not be unique with this name, but he will definitely be recognized)
  • Fonzie (Heyyyy…what dog would not want this name?)
  • Fran (from The Nanny—this is a good name for a prissy little female Poodle)
  • Ginsu (every insomniac will get a chuckle out of this one—all sitcoms have way too many commercial breaks, and reruns are the worst)
  • Gomer (do puppies come in khaki?)
  • Jethro (from the Beverly Hillbillies)
  • Hawkeye (from M*A*S*H)
  • Herman (from the Munsters)
  • Hogan (the WWII comedy, not the wrestler)
  • Homer (from The Simpsons)
  • Horshak (a lot of the characters from Welcome Back, Mr Kotter were great but this one has the best dog name)
  • Kramden (One of these days, Alice…)
  • Kramer (I like his first name best, but even this one works great as a dog name)
  • Latka (not everyone is going to recognize this Kaufman character from Taxi, so you may end up explaining your dog´s name to most people)
  • Lucy (no ´splainin’ will be needed for this one)
  • Mork (if your little puppy looks like an alien)
  • Niles (if your Coton is pretentious from the beginning, this Frasier character has the perfect snooty name)
  • Rhoda (This is a great name for a little puppy that is always underneath your feet)
  • Squiggy (this character from Laverne and Shirley wasn’t one of the funniest ever, but his name sure is)
  • Woody (one of the best bartenders from Cheers)

Malshi puppies all look like Cosmo.
Malshi puppies all look like Cosmo.

Funny Dog Names Inspired by Household Items

There are quite a few funny names around the house:

  • Beans
  • Bugspray
  • Buttons
  • Café
  • Dishpan
  • Flip-flop
  • Java
  • Laptop
  • Mailbox
  • Notebook
  • Plunger
  • Skillet
  • Sneaker
  • Teaspoon

Look around. I am sure there are a lot of things I have not thought of.

Funny Dog Names From Other Countries

France
Germany
Brazil
Armand
Audi
Feijão (pronounced fey-jown)
Balzac
Beemer
(Feijão means "beans")
Chablis
Benz
Mingau (pronounced mean-gow)
Merlot
Blitz
(Mingau means "oatmeal")
Nanette
Schnapps
Pedra
Paris
Schultz
(Pedra means "The Rock", a great name for a tough Coton de Tulear)

Sissy Dog Names

Every once in a while you run into a dog that is a real sissy, but of course no one agrees on sissy names. No matter what someone will always have a grandfather or uncle with one of these names.

  • Ashley
  • Cecil
  • Francis
  • Horace
  • Leslie (this was my grandfather´s middle name, honest!)
  • Nigel
  • Orville
  • Percy
  • Prissy
  • Tristan

Most of them are funny, and ideal for a dog that goes around in a show clip-I would still rather call my dog Cosmo.

New puppies tend to sleep most of the day.
New puppies tend to sleep most of the day.

Odd Dog Names

Some names are just odd, but make great names for a puppy:

  • Blubber
  • Bungie
  • Catfish
  • Chewy
  • Chiclet
  • Chunky
  • Digger
  • Doodle
  • Freeway
  • Goober
  • Jughead
  • Muppet
  • Noogie
  • Peanut
  • Skittles
  • Snickers
  • Sputnik
  • Twinkie
  • Weezer
  • Zippo

You are in for a lot of fun for the next few months, and picking out that name is just the beginning. Start things out right by taking your new puppy in for a vet visit right away.

You also need to remember that your new puppy will end up being a smart dog and needs to be enrolled in obedience classes right away. Do not wait until your puppy is six months old—no matter what you may have been told!

Be sure to take a lot of pictures of your new puppy and enjoy “puppyhood” while it lasts.

And when you pick her new name, do not forget:

  • All dogs respond to training better with a two syllable name. You can give your puppy some silly name like Cottonball, but do not expect her to respond when you call her. Most of the lists of dog names that I have read on the internet have included a lot of bad choices, so for best results use the names off of this list.
  • Funny names are fine, but even if you think your puppy is silly, do not force her to go through life with a stupid name.
  • You should not give her a name that sounds like the name of a dog you already have.
  • Stay away from names that sound like training commands. Short, one syllable names may be confusing, so you will notice that most of the names here are two syllables and none of them sound like common commands.
  • Avoid the overused dog names like the plague. All dogs are special, and remember your dog is an individual. Treat her that way from the very first by giving her a special name.
  • Even if you don´t like my choices here, do not use Fifi or Pierre!

If you do not want to name your dog something funny, special, and unique, this is a list of the top 10 dog names that you should not use.

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      Bob Bamberg 4 years ago from Southeastern Massachusetts

      Geez, I didn't know Iced Tea's bloodline went back 60 or 80 years :) But yes, Long Island is in her name. What a small world...and a good memory. Mudslide is a drink, and it's also a common occurrence in CA. It would have been fun to be a fly on the wall during your college years.

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      Dr Mark 4 years ago from The Beach of Brazil

      Bob, isn´t "Mudslide" some sort of alcoholic drink? The dog your neighbors have wouldn't happen to be "Long Island Iced Tea"? I remember that one from back in my college days. I usually didn't remember much else until the next morning.

      Mary, I don't think I had to stay up all night thinking of these-I spent too many nights staying up and watching these shows. Every episode of Seinfield, MASH, Happy Days,Taxi, etc. I even watched every episode of the Nanny! Yech. I missed Flash Gordon though!!!

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      Mary Craig 4 years ago from New York

      Another list of excellent names. Do you stay up all night thinking of these lists?

      Sometimes people just get stuck when trying to think of a creative name. We had a poodle mix named Girl...I didn't name her that was her name when we got her. Our next poodle mix was named Flash Gordon because if you opened the door he was gone in a flash and my kids were into Flash Gordon, we called him Flash.

      Voted up, useful, and interesting.

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      Bob Bamberg 4 years ago from Southeastern Massachusetts

      Another fun read, especially some of the parenthetical comments. I disagree that Ashley is a sissy name (except when given to a male Bulldog, maybe). That name evokes images of hot chicks!!

      I don't particularly agree with your "odd but great names for puppies" list from Blubber to Zippo. I think some of them paint the dog in a condescending light.

      I'm really aging myself, but when I saw Cosmo, my first thought was of the 50's daytime sitcom "Topper," about a sophisticated older guy named Cosmo Topper who was the only one who could see, and was haunted by, a pair of young, deceased socialites who managed to keep him in a perpetual pickle. How many of your readers remember THAT one?

      I have friends who named their cat Mudslide. He wandered into their yard as a soaked kitten, covered in mud. Neighbors have a dog named Ice Tea, a retired breeder with a notable pedigree. The name Ice Tea is only part of the impressively long full name.

      My son and daughter-in-law have two cats, Eddie and Wendell (Cecil died last year), and a rabbit named Hazel. We've come a long way from Fido, Spot, Mittens and Wiggles.

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      Dr Mark 4 years ago from The Beach of Brazil

      Frodo and Sam? Would Sam have to carry Frodo around on his back during the day?

      Cool story about Misty. You are right on about the fluffy part. My Havanese can run up to people on the beach since she is cute and fluffy, but when my Pit Bull tries the same thing everyone cringes, even though she is an even nicer dog!

      Not many see past the fluff (or the postal uniform!)

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      Mel Carriere 4 years ago from San Diego California

      I grew up with a poodle named Misty, and she was the smartest dog I have ever known. She was an expert bird hunter, a leader of the pack, and an accomplished escape artist. Because poodles are often fluffed up and preened people forget about their very dog-like qualities. I have often thought that if I got another dog I would get two, and I would name them Frodo and Sam.

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      Dr Mark 4 years ago from The Beach of Brazil

      Another insomniac? Do you remember "Mighty Mouse" on SNL? I thought Andy Kaufman was forgotten by almost everyone! Thanks for stopping by and leaving a comment.

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      Elizabeth Parker 4 years ago from Las Vegas, NV

      This was really cute. I enjoyed Latka (and yep- I remember him) and Niles the best. Enjoyable hub. Voted up!

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