Five Ugly Dog Breeds
Are there really any ugly dogs?
Finding an ugly dog is like finding an ugly baby—someone, somewhere, thinks the baby is cute! All I can do is present a list of dogs I personally think are ugly. You might agree, but if you have chosen to give a home to one of these breeds you probably think I don´t know what I am talking about.
Maybe I don´t. The five ugliest dog breeds is all about opinion.
A lot of dog owners will recognize this dog from the Harry Potter movies, and I have even included a short clip from that film. If you are looking for unusual ugliness, excessive drooling, “cherry eye” with eyelids rolling in and out, and a long body that weighs up to 70 kilograms (over 150 pounds), then this is the dog for you.
This is probably one of the worst looking guard dogs but he is certainly not right for everyone. Neapolitan Mastiffs have to be well socialized but are still not the friendliest dog, and with their size and power are sure to push the novice dog owner around. They are a dog for someone who appreciates solitude and is looking for a companion that needs a face lift.
Most ugly dogs are small, so this dog is special in all kinds of ways. If you decide that a Neo is right for you then find a good breeder who has the hips x-rayed and certified, the eyes checked, and genetic screening done.
Make sure that the breeder does not discriminate against ugly dogs.
The stories about Pugs being bred to keep the front line Chinese soldiers awake during the wars against Mongolian invaders are probably not true, but this dog does have a powerfully loud snore.
(Those stories were probably spread by a group of disgruntled Pekingese owners.)
This odd face caught on and the Chinese dog has been popular in Europe for hundreds of years. Besides being so ugly that they are cute, Pugs also make good watchdogs, great family dogs, and excellent jogging partners.
(Okay, they won´t go jogging with you. Their flat faces make breathing difficult and they are likely to collapse from heat stroke during your run.)
The best part of owning a Pug seems to be their amazing ability to wiggle their way in to almost any photograph. If you have a camera on your cell phone or have purchased a digital camera, own lots of props, and are looking for a photogenic dog that will make every shot you take amusing, be sure to get out there and find a Pug!
This little dog is an almost-ugly-champion, and might actually win some of the ugly contests if he did not have to compete against those pesky Chinese Cresteds and an occasional Brussels Griffon. Even the name Affenpinscher means “monkey dog”, and I don´t think it comes from some cute little Squirrel Monkey! It more likely refers to some ugly little monkey sitting on an organ grinder, wearing a small red top hat.
This dog is small, wiry, with a harsh coat and legs that are normal but just don´t appear to be correct. He is only about ten inches tall and anywhere from 6 to 15 pounds. His ugliest feature is his face, of course. He looks angry, maybe upset that he has not been able to find any mice or rats, perhaps just mad about his house being overrun with visitors.
The great thing about the little monkey dog is that he does not shed, much. The dog has a rough coat but of course you can get a Miniature Schnauzer or West Highland White terrier who will not leave hairs all over your house. All dogs shed, at least a little, and the Affenpinscher is no exception. They have some health problems and are not a long-lived breed, but although they are not the most popular little dogs they always seem to be around, so someone out there must love them!
This little Belgian dog was originally bred to chase rodents, and his face is definitely scary enough to rid your house of any rats.
Someone has to be very dedicated in order to own one of these little dogs. Besides being subject to heat stroke, like all little smush-faced dogs (don´t buy this dog if you want a jogging partner), the Brussels Griffon is also affected with a disease called syringomyelia, which is a disease where the dogs have pockets of fluid in the spinal column. They may be fine, may be in pain when still young, or may start out fine and only develop symptoms later when they have become part of the family.
The Brussels owners love their ugly dogs for their great heart and personality, and most multi-dog families are amazed that this small dog is so interested in dominating larger dogs. If you decide to keep one of these dogs you need to be careful she does not get in fights and suffer from eye injuries. They are prone to scratches on the cornea, lens luxations, cataracts, and glaucoma.
This breed is not recommended around families, especially with small children. If you want an ugly little “one-man dog”, however, a Griffon is a great choice.
This dog is the champion of ugly. It has won the Worlds Ugliest Dog competition in California almost every year, despite some fierce competition from breeds of dog that don´t always make the lists. Why do so many judges think this dog is ugly? The crooked teeth, straggly beard, and hairless body are powerful statements during the judging. Even their feet are unusual, more like a rabbit´s foot than a dog´s.
Okay, in all fairness, not all Chinese Cresteds are hairless and ugly. The hairless trait that makes these dogs so unusual is actually an incomplete dominant gene and many of the Chinese Cresteds have full coats (Powderpuff varieties). Not all have a few whiskers sticking out of rough face, either. Some look worse.
If you want an ugly little dog (only about 10 pounds) that is fairly healthy and does not shed (much) and only needs skin care products (sunscreen, hypoallergenic moisturizers, and products for acne flare-ups) this breed is the way to go.
If you are fat, bald, have crooked and missing teeth, or a face only a mother could love, take a look at these breeds. All of these dogs look bad enough to make their owner look good! (Of course by that logic you would have to be a supermodel to walk around with an Afghan hound. I don´t think I would want to be seen with one!)
You´ve probably already noticed that most of these dogs are small, maybe since people seem to feel superior having an ugly little dog about the house.
Are you looking for an ugly little dog?