Updated date:

Mar 8, 2021

45+ Punderful Hairless Cat Names

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Theophanes is a New-England-based blogger, traveler, writer, photographer, sculptor, and lover of cats.

This article will provide a long list of fun, pun-based names for your hairless friend.
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Hairless Cat Names: Sphynx Cat Names and Ideas for Other Hairless Pets

Naming animals can be a fun and amusing activity, especially when the said animal happens to have some unique characteristics. Dogs, cats, rats, mice, hamsters, rabbits, guinea pigs, and probably a few other animals now come in hairless varieties! For those that find them endearing (rather than hideous), a list of clever names may be in order (as they are like potato chips—you just can't have one!).

This list of names is primarily for hairless cats but can also apply to any of the other animals listed above! Read on to find the perfect name for your hairless pet!

A sphynx cat, Sloopy, singing for a more punderful name.

Female Names


Bikini	Hair-e-ette	Perm
Botox	Lady Schick	Scarlet No Haira
Electra (short for Electrolysis)	Lady Godiva	Venus di Milo
Godiva	Lucille Bald	Vo5
Gillette	Nair	Wax
Hair-a	Pantene	Weave

Izzie the sphynx rat
Misja Klimov, CC-BY-SA 2.0, via Flickr

Male Names


Alopecia	Hairold	Propecia
Bacchus (Only a drunk god could create a creature like that.)	Hairy	Razor
Balderdash	Magnun (For the prince who was cursed to wander the desert naked for all of eternity pining for his lost love.)	Rip Van Wrinkle
Baldwin	Monthy (As in bare the full monty!)	Rogaine
Calvin (It means bald.)	Mr. Clean	Samson
Fabio	Osbald	Toupee
Goatee	Picard	–

Gender-Neutral Names


Barber	Placebo	Whiskers
Folicle	Raison (for the wrinkles)	Wrinkles
Lunch (as in "Naked Lunch")	Streaker	–
Moon	Truth (Nothin' but the naked truth!)	–

Note to Readers

If I've forgotten any punderful names, do let me know and I'll gladly add them!

Comments

A person on March 24, 2020:

I wanted a Sphynx, and I would name it Raisin. and it would be black and I would snuggle it forever. wrinkles and all.

Dom on January 20, 2020:

Saw one recently called Nudacris. Amazing!!

Seth on June 08, 2019:

I had a sphynx named Skynard but he recently died at 5

Alek on November 22, 2018:

my hairless cat is named Chimmy... whoops.

Carol on June 14, 2015:

Oh, and don't forget George hairlesson

sandra on July 28, 2014:

I have a Chinese crested dog and named him Skyner

Julia.autumn on January 17, 2014:

I have a hairless rat named Pelo which is Spanish for hair

Dana on October 02, 2013:

Skinerd..

Amelia Hohl on January 30, 2013:

I have had a bunch of hairless rats and their names were Chauncy, Blimey and Eegor. Eegor had tons of tumors I was constantly removing and walked really funny. His name was perfect for him. I miss my little Eegsie:(. Other names were Peat, Buddy, Rocky, and Max.

gonnereea on January 22, 2012:

nelly is a really goood one you should add it

Lisa A. on September 20, 2011:

I had a hairless cat named Yoda. have one now named Smeagol. Have a hairless rat named Don Wrinkles. good name for hairless cat is Merkin. Google merkin to see what it is and you'll understand why this is the perfect hass pussycat name. LOL!

Hellena on November 27, 2010:

When my hairless rat was still alive, we named him, "Master Splinter" even though he was hairless [:

SH on June 13, 2010:

My hairless rat, I called GOLLUM.

shan212 on December 22, 2009:

Piglet, cuz mine looks like a little piggy and eats like one!

Ratter on October 21, 2009:

Lol... Britney spears is perfect

Yorkie Luver on January 08, 2009:

hi im also animal lover. her name is fluffy cuz i thought britney spears was an insult i only like her music. ok bye :)

:) B) :P

Theophanes Avery (author) from New England on April 25, 2008: