Punderful Names for Hairless Pets

Updated on August 22, 2019
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Theophanes is a New-England-based blogger, traveler, writer, photographer, sculptor, and lover of cats.

This article will provide a long list of fun, pun-based names for your hairless friend.
This article will provide a long list of fun, pun-based names for your hairless friend. | Source

Naming animals can be a fun and amusing activity, especially when the said animal happens to have some unique characteristics. Dogs, cats, rats, mice, hamsters, rabbits, guinea pigs, and probably a few other animals now come in hairless varieties! For those that find them endearing (rather than hideous), a list of clever names may be in order (as they are like potato chips—you just can't have one!).

A sphynx cat, Sloopy, singing for a more punderful name.
A sphynx cat, Sloopy, singing for a more punderful name.

Female Names

  • Bikini
  • Botox
  • Electra (short for Electrolysis)
  • Godiva
  • Gillette
  • Hair-a
  • Hair-e-ette
  • Lady Schick
  • Lady Godiva
  • Lucille Bald
  • Nair
  • Pantene
  • Perm
  • Scarlet No Haira
  • Venus di Milo
  • Vo5
  • Wax
  • Weave

Izzie the sphynx rat.
Izzie the sphynx rat. | Source

Male Names

  • Alopecia
  • Bacchus (Only a drunk god could create a creature like that.)
  • Balderdash
  • Baldwin
  • Calvin (It means bald.)
  • Fabio
  • Goatee
  • Hairy
  • Hairold
  • Magnun (For the prince who was cursed to wander the desert naked for all eternity pining for his lost love.)
  • Monty (As in bare the full monty!)
  • Mr. Clean
  • Osbald
  • Picard
  • Propecia
  • Razor
  • Rip Van Wrinkle
  • Rogaine
  • Samson
  • Toupee

A Chinese crested dog.
A Chinese crested dog.

Gender-Neutral Names

  • Barber
  • Folicle
  • Lunch (as in Naked Lunch)
  • Moon
  • Placebo
  • Raison (for the wrinkles)
  • Streaker
  • Truth (Nothin' but the naked truth!)
  • Whiskers
  • Wrinkles

An adult skinny pig.
An adult skinny pig. | Source

Note to Readers

If I've forgotten any punderful names, do let me know and I'll gladly add them!

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      Seth 

      5 months ago

      I had a sphynx named Skynard but he recently died at 5

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      Alek 

      12 months ago

      my hairless cat is named Chimmy... whoops.

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      Carol 

      4 years ago

      Oh, and don't forget George hairlesson

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      sandra 

      5 years ago

      I have a Chinese crested dog and named him Skyner

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      Julia.autumn 

      5 years ago

      I have a hairless rat named Pelo which is Spanish for hair

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      Dana 

      6 years ago

      Skinerd..

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      Amelia Hohl 

      6 years ago

      I have had a bunch of hairless rats and their names were Chauncy, Blimey and Eegor. Eegor had tons of tumors I was constantly removing and walked really funny. His name was perfect for him. I miss my little Eegsie:(. Other names were Peat, Buddy, Rocky, and Max.

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      gonnereea 

      7 years ago

      nelly is a really goood one you should add it

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      Lisa A. 

      8 years ago

      I had a hairless cat named Yoda. have one now named Smeagol. Have a hairless rat named Don Wrinkles. good name for hairless cat is Merkin. Google merkin to see what it is and you'll understand why this is the perfect hass pussycat name. LOL!

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      Hellena 

      8 years ago

      When my hairless rat was still alive, we named him, "Master Splinter" even though he was hairless [:

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      SH 

      9 years ago

      My hairless rat, I called GOLLUM.

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      shan212 

      9 years ago

      Piglet, cuz mine looks like a little piggy and eats like one!

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      Ratter 

      10 years ago

      Lol... Britney spears is perfect

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      Yorkie Luver 

      10 years ago

      hi im also animal lover. her name is fluffy cuz i thought britney spears was an insult i only like her music. ok bye :)

      :) B) :P

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      Theophanes Avery 

      11 years ago from New England

      Heh, I knew someone with a rat named Catfood so lunchmeat is only slightly better. :)

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      Rraine 

      11 years ago

      We have a hairless rat my dad calls LUNCHMEAT"he looks like a piece "

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      Whitney 

      12 years ago from Georgia

      I like some hairless pets, but find others so ugly their cute. Ha. I like Sphynx cats and hairless rats best! Great source of names!

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