Punderful Names for Hairless Pets
Naming animals can be a fun and amusing activity, especially when the said animal happens to have some unique characteristics. Dogs, cats, rats, mice, hamsters, rabbits, guinea pigs, and probably a few other animals now come in hairless varieties! For those that find them endearing (rather than hideous), a list of clever names may be in order (as they are like potato chips—you just can't have one!).
Female Names
- Bikini
- Botox
- Electra (short for Electrolysis)
- Godiva
- Gillette
- Hair-a
- Hair-e-ette
- Lady Schick
- Lady Godiva
- Lucille Bald
- Nair
- Pantene
- Perm
- Scarlet No Haira
- Venus di Milo
- Vo5
- Wax
- Weave
Male Names
- Alopecia
- Bacchus (Only a drunk god could create a creature like that.)
- Balderdash
- Baldwin
- Calvin (It means bald.)
- Fabio
- Goatee
- Hairy
- Hairold
- Magnun (For the prince who was cursed to wander the desert naked for all eternity pining for his lost love.)
- Monty (As in bare the full monty!)
- Mr. Clean
- Osbald
- Picard
- Propecia
- Razor
- Rip Van Wrinkle
- Rogaine
- Samson
- Toupee
Gender-Neutral Names
- Barber
- Folicle
- Lunch (as in Naked Lunch)
- Moon
- Placebo
- Raison (for the wrinkles)
- Streaker
- Truth (Nothin' but the naked truth!)
- Whiskers
- Wrinkles
Note to Readers
If I've forgotten any punderful names, do let me know and I'll gladly add them!
Comments
I had a sphynx named Skynard but he recently died at 5
my hairless cat is named Chimmy... whoops.
Oh, and don't forget George hairlesson
I have a Chinese crested dog and named him Skyner
I have a hairless rat named Pelo which is Spanish for hair
Skinerd..
I have had a bunch of hairless rats and their names were Chauncy, Blimey and Eegor. Eegor had tons of tumors I was constantly removing and walked really funny. His name was perfect for him. I miss my little Eegsie:(. Other names were Peat, Buddy, Rocky, and Max.
nelly is a really goood one you should add it
I had a hairless cat named Yoda. have one now named Smeagol. Have a hairless rat named Don Wrinkles. good name for hairless cat is Merkin. Google merkin to see what it is and you'll understand why this is the perfect hass pussycat name. LOL!
When my hairless rat was still alive, we named him, "Master Splinter" even though he was hairless [:
My hairless rat, I called GOLLUM.
Piglet, cuz mine looks like a little piggy and eats like one!
Lol... Britney spears is perfect
hi im also animal lover. her name is fluffy cuz i thought britney spears was an insult i only like her music. ok bye :)
:) B) :P
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Heh, I knew someone with a rat named Catfood so lunchmeat is only slightly better. :)
We have a hairless rat my dad calls LUNCHMEAT"he looks like a piece "
I like some hairless pets, but find others so ugly their cute. Ha. I like Sphynx cats and hairless rats best! Great source of names!
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