72 Cute and Funny Guinea Pig Names

Updated on February 2, 2016
What a cute, fuzzy, little guy!
What a cute, fuzzy, little guy! | Source

What to Name Your New Guinea Pig

So you are getting a guinea pig? You must be squealing just like one with excitement! Who wouldn’t at the news that you are getting one of the cutest, cuddliest, and most lovable little fuzzy animals alive?

Guinea pigs make wonderful pets and are low maintenance. They do not require a whole lot of space, their housing requirements are minimal, and it's a lot of fun to build them a little play area! They enjoy the company of other guinea pigs and really form a bond with their owners. You will love them for their entire five to seven year lifespan, and they'll love you right back.

So, do you have any idea what you will name your guinea pig? Meeting your match at the pet store is the easy part, but giving it a name might not be so easy. If you are lucky, the name will just come to you as soon as you chose which one to take home. Most are not that lucky, and, therefore, need to do a little research.

To make this matter a little easier, I have compiled a list of the best guinea pig names that I could find or think of. Scroll down to find different names in separate categories.

Boy Guinea Pig Names

Male names often sound more “fierce” than girly names, but whether your guinea pig is more of an attention-hog or a shy piglet, there’s a name for all!

 
 
 
Rocko
Bob
Ozzy
Leonard
Chomper
Zipper
Bart
Homer
Paco
Oliver
Fabio
Ham
Boomer
Pepsi
Nemo
Tank
Matty
Braveheart
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Girl Guinea Pig Names

Girl names commonly have a “girly” feel to them and often reflect the foods we eat! Why? Because girls are sweet, so is food, and girls love food. That’s not all that is on our list, of course, so check it out!

 
 
 
Princess
Daisy
Rosie
Cinnamon
Sugar
Ladybug
Nutmeg
Peaches
Cookie
Minnie
Ginger
Hazel
Bella
Lily
Sweetheart
Sofie
Buttercup
Baby
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Cute Guinea Pig Names

Guinea pigs are adorably fuzzy little critters. These cute pets deserve a name as cute as they are! Check out these cute guinea pig names, great for males and females!

 
 
 
Stud Muffin
Caramel
Peanut
Pumpkin
Sprinkles
Cuddle Bunny
Copper
Piglet
M&M
Snickers
Furball
Cupcake
Cottonball
Tootsie
Honey
S'mores
Oreo
Snickerdoodle

Funny Guinea Pig Names

It's easy to come up with a funny name for your furry friend. Pick a name that plays on their species or their small stature, for starters.

 
 
 
Hamlet
Ginny Pig
Goliath
Biscuit
The Hulk
Fuzzmeister
Jedi
Bam Bam
Pork Chop
Meatball
Godzilla
Guinness
Gumbo
Brutus
Guinevere
Alf
Jack Hammer
Chunk
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Picking a Guinea Pig Name

There are plenty of names to choose from, and hopefully you have already found one you like by this point, but if you haven't, not to worry!

Whether you have a male or female guinea pig, try assessing its personality and outer appearance to help you pick a name.

  • Does it run to you right away, or is it still a bit skittish?
  • Is it loud, or does it make little noise?
  • What color is it and what “hairstyle” does it have?

Answering these questions can help when deciding between two or three names, too.

Let Your Guinea Pig Help Decide

Still don’t have a name? I’m a fan of letting my animals help in this process just because I am so indecisive when it comes to these things, not to mention the silly memories that it makes. There are a couple of ways a guinea pig can “help” choose a name.

  • If you have an outgoing piggy, have a few friends sit in a circle, assign a name to each person, and place the guinea pig in the middle. The guinea pig takes on the name of the person it goes to first!
  • Write different names on a few index cards and place them around the room with some guinea pig food; you can even do this in the cage if it’s big enough. Whichever card it eats off first is the name that the guinea pig chooses! Easy, right? I think so!

Whatever you do to figure out the guinea pig’s name, have fun with it!

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      guinyguy88 5 days ago

      our guinea pigs hard to tick car of? lolz XD mi gorl friend wantz mi to get 1 butt i thik there hard????? plz halp also i kneed some namz 4 the pigz. she wantz like for or somthin idrk bc she blabs alot and i dint listen to her lolz XD... any who.... hers the list!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      - pork rhine

      - fat pig

      - bacon bitz

      - lil sausage mouth

      - pork chip

      - rib master

      - potato hip

      - gordon pamsy

      - chez ballz

      - red marker

      -egghoe

      - hamster

      If anybod got some iteas lkm and hit me up if u a cuttie bc mi gf is nagging me ughhhhhhh XDDD

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      Sia 5 days ago

      My Guinea pigs name is fuzz Meister and my sisters is Buddacup

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      Donna 7 days ago

      I have a cool gunieapig name bluebell winston henry berry

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      Gamer 9 days ago

      Guinea pigs are the best animal's alive

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      guineapigspandas1 12 days ago

      I LOVE GUINEAPIGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      Elizabeth 12 days ago

      M guinea pigs name is oreo because he is black an white he is the cutest thing on earth I love him so much

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      unnown 13 days ago

      i have a guinea pig and his name is lighting he sheds alot i have a black sheet and it is covered in his hair

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      naily 13 days ago

      i have a Guinea pig for sale for 85 because he is white with black spot and he is a cutee baby.

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      Miley 13 days ago

      I'm getting a Guinea pig for my tenth birthday

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      Guinea pig 2 weeks ago

      Do you have any names 4 a white long haired guinea pig?

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      Taryn 2 weeks ago

      I’m getting a Guinea pig In a week it’s white,black,and bron but I don’t know what to name it btw it’s a girl

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      karlie 2 weeks ago

      does anyone have any baby guinea pigs for sale if yes can you text me back how much

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      Rebeka S.J. 2 weeks ago

      I got two guinea pigs and I named them- Caramel and Storm.

      They are boys, 7 weeks old & realllllllly FAT!!!

      By the way these 72 guinea pig names are ADORABLE!!!!!

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      Sahana 3 weeks ago

      Nice names! I am going to get 2 guinea pegsbut i don’t know when. I have sooooooooo many names for it and I don’t know what to chose. Have any ideas.

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      Madeline 3 weeks ago

      I'm gonna get a girl and I'm gonna make it panda because it's black and white

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      Ómra 3 weeks ago

      I’m getting two adorable baby boys and I’m soo exited ones brown and swirly and I don’t know about the other I love piggies so much

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      Janiris 4 weeks ago

      I’m getting a Guinea pig in a few days and I can’t wait to name her buttercup

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      shae.odon@valeparkps.net 4 weeks ago

      i love the name peanut for my guinea pig.

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      Ao 4 weeks ago

      To "Anyone" I like Ginger more but Hazel is cute too.

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      shudfgihoktr 5 weeks ago

      hey i have a ginger dog

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      Lily Kassin 5 weeks ago

      I need a good name for my ferret any thoughts

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      Tatiana 5 weeks ago from Florida

      Very cute names! Thanks for sharing :-)

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      Tatiana 5 weeks ago from Florida

      Hi Jade,

      I'm sure you'll figure the perfect names :-)

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      Tatiana 5 weeks ago from Florida

      @Melis I like it!

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      Tatiana 5 weeks ago from Florida

      Hi Piper_Mac

      That's really cute!

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      Carley 5 weeks ago

      I am going to name my new ginnie pig s’mores

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      THEY are super cute 5 weeks ago

      I have two Abyssinian and they are both black and orange like there names are bandit and spooks

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      Anyone 5 weeks ago

      Name Hazel or ginger

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      I can’t wait to get my Guinean pig 5 weeks ago

      I am getting a guinea pig and I can’t wait but I also can’t think of a name, but with the commonwealth games mascot being Borroby I was thinking of changing it to borropig for a guinea pig name

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      Unknown 5 weeks ago

      I still dont know what to call my guinea pig. She has a black head with a line in the middle her back is all white and she had a small brown spot on her head. She is very cuddly and calm. Any ideas?

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      Jade 5 weeks ago

      A good name for maybe a white guinea pig could be Abba or maybe Snowflake. I am turning 10 and i am getting two guinea pigs for my birthday. We r wirking on a name for one but my sisters can't agree

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      Adyn 5 weeks ago

      My sister named hers S'mores before I found the site. I was looking for a name for my new guinea pig and couldn't find one that fit, it is a long haired male with lots of cow licks two on his head make a Mohawk. I think I wanna call him raider

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      Melis 5 weeks ago

      My Guinea pig named Teodor

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      Piper_ Mac 5 weeks ago

      Mine is Fuzz because he has cowlicks and he is fuzzy

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      lizzy 5 weeks ago

      I named mine Clark

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      winnie 5 weeks ago

      brandi what kind of hamster or at least a color we can help u

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      winnie 5 weeks ago

      vickie u can name it oreo and Breckyn that is supes cute love it

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      winnie 5 weeks ago

      OMG i found the right name poco

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      winnie 5 weeks ago

      you guys really cough my eyes now i can read this any time i have problems when i get my 4 guinea pigs ginger,guronimo,hazle and somthing im still working on it and it will be a boy i will go look up some names right no bye

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      nancy 5 weeks ago

      nice job

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      Vickie 6 weeks ago

      Have anyone got any names I could name my black boy guniea pig plz

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      Maddy 6 weeks ago

      I am going to call mine Jellybean ahaha

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      dinkle 6 weeks ago

      do you have any other names?

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      Princess sweetheart 7 weeks ago

      Lol I think Its a good n

      ame

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      Gracie 7 weeks ago

      I want to call my guinea pig cupcake

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      Brandi 7 weeks ago

      hi me and my family are getting a girl hamster and we are having some trouble finding a name for the hamster can you please help use finding a name thanks

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      Meg 7 weeks ago

      I am going to call it Fabio if its a boy and Tootsie if its a girl

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      Savannah 7 weeks ago

      I named my guinea pig S’mores

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      Sophia 7 weeks ago

      Hi my guinea pig is a boy and is named Moo

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      Nhu Mai 7 weeks ago

      Thank you for the names it helped me a lot

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      RJ L. 7 weeks ago

      Those are really cute names and this web site will help me figure out what I will name my future Ginea pig

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      marina w 7 weeks ago

      i named mine snickers

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      kiersten-daniellebregoliFAN 8 weeks ago

      how about hammy for a male and cuttiepeeps for a girl

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      haleigh 8 weeks ago

      how about twix for a male

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      #guineapigsforever! 8 weeks ago

      mine are called pickle and pikelet. I had old ones called Huffle and Puffle but they died when I left them with my parents to go camping. I loved the idea of cookie, Godzilla, S'mores and Ham!

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      Alice 8 weeks ago

      How ^bout Alice

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      Guinea Pig Loverrrr 8 weeks ago

      When I get mine, I'm naming them Mushu and Luna

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      Yohannes 8 weeks ago

      Hi I'm Yohannes my guinea pig's name is Guane

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      Aiden 2 months ago

      Hi I'm aiden and I have 7 guinea pigs and I needed to know what I should name each one and this site helped me a lot THANKS

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      Gerty Pig 2 months ago

      Mine is called Stumpi Puff Puff.

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      Blackcat 2 months ago

      My female guinea pigs name is Vanilla.

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      roxy and roller 2 months ago

      I have two guinea pig they are called Roxy and Roller after the song Roxy Roller. we call them sisters but they are not really related. Roxy is black ,white and gray spotted. Roller is our little red head

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      2 months ago

      I have there guinea pigs and I love them. So easy to take care of. Their names are Sprinkles, Oreo and Skunky.

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      Coconut 2 months ago

      She is so cute and I love the name thanks to this thing! I love this thing all the names are so cute!

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      tyler 2 months ago

      Im getting a guinea pig and naming it hamster lol

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      Lexi 2 months ago

      I named my guinea pig Maple syrup

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      Charlie 2 months ago

      I named my pigs Timmy and Tommy

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      Daisy 2 months ago

      Cute guinea pig name for a girl

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      abby 2 months ago

      lol, im getting a guinea pig for my bday, and im gonna combine like 3 of these names to make a long one like peanut butter peachy baby

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      Little Adventures Fan 2 months ago

      You had me laugh at Hamlet XD BWAHAHAHAHAHA

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      guinea pig lover5 2 months ago

      OMG those names are so cute I am so going to use them. thank you so much. love you so much

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      gineagirl 2 months ago

      I love the names.i got two guinea pigs.i love them a lot.thank you posting the names.i loved them.my guinea pigs are so cute.psst I have a big cage for my guinea pigs.

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      kaidy 2 months ago

      any food names every guinea pig ive had has been a food name ive had Taco, Professer Party Nuggets, Taco Jr, Nuggets JR, Runts (like the candy). i need a food....

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      maddy 3 months ago

      @guinygurl88 i think sam the ram is cute but i think you should name it suzanne! but it depends if its a girl or a boy

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      Cristina988 3 months ago

      im getting an American Guinea Pig, in Black,white and light brown, and im thinking on either naming it Snickers, or Smores.

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      Chocolate George multi cutie Henry Toby snowy trump 3 months ago

      These are all my names of my guinea pigs

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      guinygurl88 3 months ago

      Hey guys! I have 7 little guys their names are Nasty, Tasty, Thicky Boi, Chedder man, Yak Mack, and (she has redish fur) Fire Blanket. I have had 5 of them for almost a year and i got Fire Blanket along with her (even redder!) brother a few dayz ago. theyre both gingers so are naturally handfuls lul! any name seggestiosn?? im rrly having a hard time because my boyfriend says i hav to name it or hes taking it back to the store :/ hear are some namz im thinking haaha

      suzanne

      Ron

      sam the ram

      jeffer

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      Its the oreopig! 3 months ago

      I have 2 guinea pigs named oreo and smores.they are 5 months old and live in a 6 foot cage called the midwest cage. Before i got them, i had a Abyssinian guinea pig.she had red eyes and they were beautiful! She lived alone, and had cute curls in her pure white fur.we named her after her look.you did not have it on the list,but we named her snowball. She died on jan 12,2018.

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      pig mad45 3 months ago

      these are good names but my guinea is already called peaches

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      Twizzler the Guinea Pig 3 months ago

      Little Adventurers ROCKS!!!! And my advise to JJ_S is let her spend a lot of time with them if you're talking about her and people. But if it's other "Pigs" then hold them at the same time and feed them together. When Maggie realizes that she is just going to have to get used to it she'll adapt. watch them carefully though, make sure they aren't bulling her! "Pigs" show dominance by standing up on one another, if they are consider adding separate food and water dishes, toys, and beds. If this dose not work, separate, but hold together. Hope I Helped!

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      JJ_S 3 months ago

      This is great. What if your guinea pig is timid and only goes to you? PLEASE answer. My guinea pig is called Maggie and is SO cute!! Maggie is wriggly but really timid unlike her sister Coco, so I need a new soultion as I plan on getting 2 more!!!!!!!

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      Animal Lover 3 months ago

      I once had 3 guinea pigs, Peanut, Pip, and Poppy.

      They got eaten by a snake in the summer.

      I'm getting 2 new sister guinea pigs, and I am going to call them Peggy and Peaches.

      I call all my GP's names starting with P.

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      Savannah 3 months ago

      I have a guinea pig named little one named after one of this guinea pigs YouTuber little adventures I'm adopting another Guinea pig and finding a name

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      Ginger 3 months ago

      That is a really good name

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      Zoey Steff 3 months ago

      I have a guinea pig named Bugsy I think you should add that to the funny guinea pig names because most guinea pigs are not named Bugsy

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      Marina 3 months ago

      Is it bad if I only have one guinea pig? I mean, he seems fine. Whenever I put my hands in the cage, he crawls right up and starts purring. He seems to like some privacy too.

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      Rylan charpton 3 months ago

      I have 3

      Sweetheart

      S’mores

      And Oreo

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      Jayde 3 months ago

      I have 4

      Curley sue

      Princess

      Ruby

      Lilly

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      Rose 3 months ago

      I couldn’t find any that really stuck to me, but they were Amazing names.

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      Gigi 3 months ago

      love it

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      Grace 3 months ago

      Hailey below me omg you had Babies I would love love one but I cannot sorry

      What color are they and then I’ll help with names

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      Hailey 3 months ago

      I have 2 guinea pigs one is a male (leo)and the other is named (ashes)this Friday they had babies so we don't now what gender they are.but mine is named (cupcake) for now and the other one is named (Aires)?Aires mite be pregnant again so if anybody wants any guinea pigs just text back on 72 cute and funny guinea pig names

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      Tayla 3 months ago

      That was good names

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      GuineaPigLover4692 4 months ago

      I have one female guinea pig and one male, the female is named Olivia after my childhood friend and i hadnt found a name for th boy yet but i found thus website and i saw the name oliver which was perfect!! So thank you for the cool guinea pig names! I really appreciate it!

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      Looloo 4 months ago

      I have 2 guinea pigs, one is named peach and the other is daisy. We got them a year ago, they are named after two of the three MARIO princesses, not after the names on the list. Lol

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      Pet Lover 4 months ago

      I once adopted two guinea pigs (Sisters) and the were born on Christmas. My family and I named them Holly and Noel. :)

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      Grace 4 months ago

      I have two Guinea pigs . Named Snickers and Buttercup

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      12345 4 months ago

      I️ just got a baby guinea pig and I️ have no idea what to name her

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      Some girlm 4 months ago

      The giney pig is so cute

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