72 Cute and Funny Guinea Pig Names
What to Name Your New Guinea Pig
So you are getting a guinea pig? You must be squealing just like one with excitement! Who wouldn’t at the news that you are getting one of the cutest, cuddliest, and most lovable little fuzzy animals alive?
Guinea pigs make wonderful pets and are low maintenance. They do not require a whole lot of space, their housing requirements are minimal, and it's a lot of fun to build them a little play area! They enjoy the company of other guinea pigs and really form a bond with their owners. You will love them for their entire five to seven year lifespan, and they'll love you right back.
So, do you have any idea what you will name your guinea pig? Meeting your match at the pet store is the easy part, but giving it a name might not be so easy. If you are lucky, the name will just come to you as soon as you chose which one to take home. Most are not that lucky, and, therefore, need to do a little research.
To make this matter a little easier, I have compiled a list of the best guinea pig names that I could find or think of. Scroll down to find different names in separate categories.
Boy Guinea Pig Names
Male names often sound more “fierce” than girly names, but whether your guinea pig is more of an attention-hog or a shy piglet, there’s a name for all!
Rocko
| Bob
| Ozzy
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Leonard
| Chomper
| Zipper
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Bart
| Homer
| Paco
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Oliver
| Fabio
| Ham
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Boomer
| Pepsi
| Nemo
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Tank
| Matty
| Braveheart
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Girl Guinea Pig Names
Girl names commonly have a “girly” feel to them and often reflect the foods we eat! Why? Because girls are sweet, so is food, and girls love food. That’s not all that is on our list, of course, so check it out!
Princess
| Daisy
| Rosie
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Cinnamon
| Sugar
| Ladybug
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Nutmeg
| Peaches
| Cookie
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Minnie
| Ginger
| Hazel
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Bella
| Lily
| Sweetheart
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Sofie
| Buttercup
| Baby
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Cute Guinea Pig Names
Guinea pigs are adorably fuzzy little critters. These cute pets deserve a name as cute as they are! Check out these cute guinea pig names, great for males and females!
Stud Muffin
| Caramel
| Peanut
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Pumpkin
| Sprinkles
| Cuddle Bunny
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Copper
| Piglet
| M&M
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Snickers
| Furball
| Cupcake
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Cottonball
| Tootsie
| Honey
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S'mores
| Oreo
| Snickerdoodle
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Funny Guinea Pig Names
It's easy to come up with a funny name for your furry friend. Pick a name that plays on their species or their small stature, for starters.
Hamlet
| Ginny Pig
| Goliath
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Biscuit
| The Hulk
| Fuzzmeister
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Jedi
| Bam Bam
| Pork Chop
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Meatball
| Godzilla
| Guinness
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Gumbo
| Brutus
| Guinevere
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Alf
| Jack Hammer
| Chunk
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Picking a Guinea Pig Name
There are plenty of names to choose from, and hopefully you have already found one you like by this point, but if you haven't, not to worry!
Whether you have a male or female guinea pig, try assessing its personality and outer appearance to help you pick a name.
- Does it run to you right away, or is it still a bit skittish?
- Is it loud, or does it make little noise?
- What color is it and what “hairstyle” does it have?
Answering these questions can help when deciding between two or three names, too.
Let Your Guinea Pig Help Decide
Still don’t have a name? I’m a fan of letting my animals help in this process just because I am so indecisive when it comes to these things, not to mention the silly memories that it makes. There are a couple of ways a guinea pig can “help” choose a name.
- If you have an outgoing piggy, have a few friends sit in a circle, assign a name to each person, and place the guinea pig in the middle. The guinea pig takes on the name of the person it goes to first!
- Write different names on a few index cards and place them around the room with some guinea pig food; you can even do this in the cage if it’s big enough. Whichever card it eats off first is the name that the guinea pig chooses! Easy, right? I think so!
Whatever you do to figure out the guinea pig’s name, have fun with it!
Questions & Answers
What are your favorite names for guinea pigs?
Food-themed names are my favorite:
Brownie
Cheddar
Cheeto
Cookie
Cupcake
Dorito
Gummy Bear
Hazelnut
Kiwi
Muffin
Pretzel
Reese Puff
Skittles
Stromboli
Sweet Potato
Taco
Tater Tot
Waffles
What are your pet Guinea pigs named?
I don't have them any longer, but the ones I've had in the past were named Chuckles, Sausage, Cookies, and Meatball.
Can I use a human weight measure for my guinea pig?
I'm not a veterinarian, so I can't give you health tips for your pets, but when it comes to weight, a human scale should work as long as it can measure a small enough weight. You might have better luck with a kitchen scale, but make sure your parents help you, and you clean it well after using it. I'd suggest putting some plastic wrap over the top of the scale. You may also need to use a glass bowl as your guinea pig may not sit still long enough to weigh it properly. I hope this helps.
Comments
I have 2 guinea pigs the smooth haired American is Ellie and the texel is Lexi
I had 2 guinea pigs and there names were ginger, and butter cup. They were so cute and fluffy. Guinea pigs are the best choldhood pet to have. I hope people can see that soon.
can you put Kiki,Fluffy on the list
I'm getting a Guinea pig her name is princess lola
I have two guineapigs their names are cupcake and marshmallow
I used to have two guinea pigs but they died.But there names were Carlsberg and Guinness
I named my guidance pig waffles and she Is female. My sisters is named jinx.
i have 11 guinea pigs and there called peanut, nibbles, mr and mrs grumpy, bumbles ,milky way, fifi, Pepsi, meatball and guinness
My guinea pig is called OREO!!! LOL
I’m probably going to get a guinea pig soon and if I do, i’m naming him Oreo
Yep, i love those name Randomgirl
I'm getting some guinea pigs soon and I'm so excited, although I have no idea what to name them!!! Please help me. :)
Is fudge and cashew a good name?
I own 2 guinea pigs thay are girls and so cute there names are Melody and Rosey
name it honey or rookie or taffy
My girl guineas are called milly, dolly, daisy, creme, norma, poppy
my boys are called needles, jynxy, lucky and bear
thanks for naming me!
im getting a guinea pig and im gunna call him ozzy or snikerdoodle
lol
Very good.
i just got my first guinea pig today and his name is Theodore
I love all these names, we have just found out one of our guinea pig's is a male. We are going to rename the male because when we thought he was a female we named him Hazel, I am going back and forth with some names! here are the names:
- Prince
-Oreo
-Peanut
-Snickers
-Snickerdoodle
-Bacon Bitz
Which one should I pick!!!
How do u convince your parents to get one
I have two guinea pigs
I love guinea pigs i’m just about to get a couple my self .do you have any fancy names or scary ones like scare
Do guinea pigs need a cage mate
she just had her babies today
I love the names, Snickers, and SnickerDoodle
My dog was named Pepsi but he ran away...
our guinea pigs hard to tick car of? lolz XD mi gorl friend wantz mi to get 1 butt i thik there hard????? plz halp also i kneed some namz 4 the pigz. she wantz like for or somthin idrk bc she blabs alot and i dint listen to her lolz XD... any who.... hers the list!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- pork rhine
- fat pig
- bacon bitz
- lil sausage mouth
- pork chip
- rib master
- potato hip
- gordon pamsy
- chez ballz
- red marker
-egghoe
- hamster
If anybod got some iteas lkm and hit me up if u a cuttie bc mi gf is nagging me ughhhhhhh XDDD
My Guinea pigs name is fuzz Meister and my sisters is Buddacup
I have a cool gunieapig name bluebell winston henry berry
Guinea pigs are the best animal's alive
I LOVE GUINEAPIGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
M guinea pigs name is oreo because he is black an white he is the cutest thing on earth I love him so much
i have a guinea pig and his name is lighting he sheds alot i have a black sheet and it is covered in his hair
i have a Guinea pig for sale for 85 because he is white with black spot and he is a cutee baby.
I'm getting a Guinea pig for my tenth birthday
Do you have any names 4 a white long haired guinea pig?
I’m getting a Guinea pig In a week it’s white,black,and bron but I don’t know what to name it btw it’s a girl
does anyone have any baby guinea pigs for sale if yes can you text me back how much
I got two guinea pigs and I named them- Caramel and Storm.
They are boys, 7 weeks old & realllllllly FAT!!!
By the way these 72 guinea pig names are ADORABLE!!!!!
Nice names! I am going to get 2 guinea pegsbut i don’t know when. I have sooooooooo many names for it and I don’t know what to chose. Have any ideas.
I'm gonna get a girl and I'm gonna make it panda because it's black and white
I’m getting two adorable baby boys and I’m soo exited ones brown and swirly and I don’t know about the other I love piggies so much
I’m getting a Guinea pig in a few days and I can’t wait to name her buttercup
i love the name peanut for my guinea pig.
To "Anyone" I like Ginger more but Hazel is cute too.
hey i have a ginger dog
I need a good name for my ferret any thoughts
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Very cute names! Thanks for sharing :-)
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Hi Jade,
I'm sure you'll figure the perfect names :-)
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Hi Adyn,
Raider's a cool name. :-)
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@Melis I like it!
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Hi Piper_Mac
That's really cute!
I am going to name my new ginnie pig s’mores
I have two Abyssinian and they are both black and orange like there names are bandit and spooks
Name Hazel or ginger
I am getting a guinea pig and I can’t wait but I also can’t think of a name, but with the commonwealth games mascot being Borroby I was thinking of changing it to borropig for a guinea pig name
I still dont know what to call my guinea pig. She has a black head with a line in the middle her back is all white and she had a small brown spot on her head. She is very cuddly and calm. Any ideas?
A good name for maybe a white guinea pig could be Abba or maybe Snowflake. I am turning 10 and i am getting two guinea pigs for my birthday. We r wirking on a name for one but my sisters can't agree
My sister named hers S'mores before I found the site. I was looking for a name for my new guinea pig and couldn't find one that fit, it is a long haired male with lots of cow licks two on his head make a Mohawk. I think I wanna call him raider
My Guinea pig named Teodor
Mine is Fuzz because he has cowlicks and he is fuzzy
I named mine Clark
brandi what kind of hamster or at least a color we can help u
vickie u can name it oreo and Breckyn that is supes cute love it
OMG i found the right name poco
you guys really cough my eyes now i can read this any time i have problems when i get my 4 guinea pigs ginger,guronimo,hazle and somthing im still working on it and it will be a boy i will go look up some names right no bye
nice job
Have anyone got any names I could name my black boy guniea pig plz
I am going to call mine Jellybean ahaha
do you have any other names?
Lol I think Its a good n
ame
I want to call my guinea pig cupcake
hi me and my family are getting a girl hamster and we are having some trouble finding a name for the hamster can you please help use finding a name thanks
I am going to call it Fabio if its a boy and Tootsie if its a girl
I named my guinea pig S’mores
Hi my guinea pig is a boy and is named Moo
Thank you for the names it helped me a lot
Those are really cute names and this web site will help me figure out what I will name my future Ginea pig
i named mine snickers
how about hammy for a male and cuttiepeeps for a girl
how about twix for a male
mine are called pickle and pikelet. I had old ones called Huffle and Puffle but they died when I left them with my parents to go camping. I loved the idea of cookie, Godzilla, S'mores and Ham!
How ^bout Alice
When I get mine, I'm naming them Mushu and Luna
Hi I'm Yohannes my guinea pig's name is Guane
Hi I'm aiden and I have 7 guinea pigs and I needed to know what I should name each one and this site helped me a lot THANKS
Mine is called Stumpi Puff Puff.
My female guinea pigs name is Vanilla.
I have two guinea pig they are called Roxy and Roller after the song Roxy Roller. we call them sisters but they are not really related. Roxy is black ,white and gray spotted. Roller is our little red head
I have there guinea pigs and I love them. So easy to take care of. Their names are Sprinkles, Oreo and Skunky.
She is so cute and I love the name thanks to this thing! I love this thing all the names are so cute!
Im getting a guinea pig and naming it hamster lol
I named my guinea pig Maple syrup
I named my pigs Timmy and Tommy
Cute guinea pig name for a girl
lol, im getting a guinea pig for my bday, and im gonna combine like 3 of these names to make a long one like peanut butter peachy baby
You had me laugh at Hamlet XD BWAHAHAHAHAHA
OMG those names are so cute I am so going to use them. thank you so much. love you so much
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